Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after...
Dual-Density
Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2”...
Uberrime Reservo Review: Love for Intact Foreskin Dildos!
Did you know that most penises around the world are not circumcised? (My UK readers are probably chuckling at the...
Pris Toys Syren Review: Textured A-Spot Dildo for Deep Penetration!
My pussy throbbed at first sight of the Pris Toys Syren. Its big, beefy build and paisley liquid-like drips grip...
This sliding skin dildo is shockingly lifelike AND cheap!
This super soft silicone dildo has one of the most fondle-worthy, realistic-feeling skin layers I have ever tried — and...
Review: VixSkin Cash Huge Dual-Density Dildo by Vixen Creations
Orgasms with the VixSkin Cash meld and flow into each other, like a slow merging where you can hardly tell...
RodeOH Slyder Plus Wide Review: realistic dildo with sliding skin
“We love and stand by the product, but there’s no accounting for taste,” a spicy affiliate manager trailed off, staring...
Review: Tantus Hookah & Duchess dual-density dildo
Tantus’s recent renaissance feels surreal to me — fitting of the three years since the COVID pandemic started. The company...
Review: Uberrime Amante and Divo + Squarepegtoys Nathan
Is it a drool-inducing, ecstatic experience, or is it merely passable as meat? The art of silicone dildo firmness is...