Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after...
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Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review
This deliciously deep-dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wallet. I thank it for its service for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s...
The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?!
I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this...
Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster...
Evolved Gyro Vibe Review: WHAM-BAM Thumping Gyrations!
For when you and your partner both feel like bottoming. When I hold the Our Gyro Vibe, its motor jostles...
Sensualist 7" Vibrating Dildo Review
The Sensualist rotating and vibrating dildo has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an affordably fun first...
Snail Vibe Gizi Rabbit Review: Constant Clitoral Contact?
You’ve heard of the tortoise and the hare; now it’s time for the rabbit and the snail. Rabbit vibrators boast...
Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: A Strapless Strap-On?
Fun Factory’s Share Vibe Pro makes promises galore. This company’s luxury insertable vibrators are always boldly basslike, with a low-pitched...
Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2”...