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Uberrime Xenuphora tentacle fantasy dildo review

It’s one thing to say that I enjoy vertical textures. It’s another to come via the twisting motion alone or to feel like I’d go insane if I stopped twisting the Uberrime Xenuphora‘s addictive angles left-and-right inside me. What’s more, I...

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I must be dreaming; my commissions this past month were enough to pay for a future month of living costs?! So I HAD to host a giveaway and give something back to my loyal readers. Thank you for making...

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Uberrime Helios Sun God textured dildo review

My first dildo from Uberrime wasn’t the Helios, but the story begins the same way: it almost too pretty to use. Almost. I oohed and aahed the delectably tight marbling of the colors. I commanded my boyfriend to hold a...

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Back when I was popular on FetLife and internet cucks showered me with gifts and worship, I probably could have requested any sex toy I wanted. But I understood so little about the sex toy industry that I hardly...