Funnze Clit Torture & Bondage Kit Review
What did I get myself into this time? My nipples are super receptive to pleasure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instantly. It’s that obvious.…
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Womanizer Next Review: 3D Air Pulse Oral Sex Simulator
Womanizer’s Premium 2 is for orgasm torture; [the Womanizer] Next is for the soft and sensual … caresses and kisses on your clit. Womanizer’s unprecedented Climax Control feature allows adjustment of…
Evolved Gyro Vibe Review: WHAM-BAM Thumping Gyrations!
For when you and your partner both feel like bottoming. When I hold the Our Gyro Vibe, its motor jostles my forearm. Its central hub contains a weight that spins…
Sensualist 7" Vibrating Dildo Review
The Sensualist rotating and vibrating dildo has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an affordably fun first phallus. While it doesn’t do everything it promises, it does…
Pink Punch Dream Bunny Review: Air Pulse Finger Vibe
ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING. Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first experience of love,” as the product page says? Maybe not — but it certainly got me gasping…
Snail Vibe Gizi Rabbit Review: Constant Clitoral Contact?
You’ve heard of the tortoise and the hare; now it’s time for the rabbit and the snail. Rabbit vibrators boast it all: internal and external stimulation with the flick of…
Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: A Strapless Strap-On?
Fun Factory’s Share Vibe Pro makes promises galore. This company’s luxury insertable vibrators are always boldly basslike, with a low-pitched flutter — and Share Vibe Pro stepped up to that…
Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2” across — placing these eye-catching specimens among the largest of…
Clandestine Mimic+ Plus Review: A Versatile AF Vibrator!
How this Clandestine Devices redeemed itself in the eyes of independent sex toy reviewers The Mimic+ Plus cups my clit and its crura, contours on my cunt, its sharp edges…
Review: Double-Stuffing My Pussy With Fun Factory Ryde
Even more adventures of a compact, high-capacity human. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE GETTING DOUBLE-STUFFED? Every time I get convenience store hot dogs, I put two in one bun, take…
7 Ways Animal Mating Is Like Human Dating
…and 1 way it (hopefully) isn't! When you think of human mating rituals, what comes to mind? Is it the pre-date primping? Verbal sparring? Fooling around in a movie theater…
Wicked Bunny Collection Review: Air Pulse & Toy Care Kit
Can you believe it’s been ten years since Womanizer launched its Pleasure Air™ Technology? Air pulse massagers have become their own category since then, with more compact, aesthetic (read: less…
