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The kind of love I wanted (thank u, next!)

I want a love where we have an amazing(ly silly) story about the day we met up. For our first date, we cooked together, because I wanted an excuse to use the spiralizer I impulse-purchased. And when he knocked a...

Lumberjill Grace ebony wood G-spot dildo review

I gasped when I tilted the Lumberjill Grace‘s voluptuous bulge against my G-spot. The intense pressure of the wood and wicked curves could have made me come right then and there, within a matter of seconds. But when I was...

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Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-themed silicone fantasy dildo

Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that’s how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily crying during an intense orgasm, or feeling depressed afterward. I mean on a visceral level thinking, “Ah yes, I...

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Zalo Marie Rococo-themed G-spot vibrator review

Everything about Zalo’s vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies “extra.” Not least, the Zalo Marie‘s ornate box almost looks like there should be paintings of happy cherubs all over it. Inside the box, the vibrator itself gleams with its intricate handle...

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Uberrime Deep Diver glow-in-the-dark silicone tentacle dildo review

The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider’s Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C-curve, suckers arranged at a slight twist along the shaft, and a wicked taper. Oh,...