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BMS Factory Swan Wand review: big, rechargeable vibrator

I often recommend the BMS Factory Swan Wand when asked for recommendations for a powerful rechargeable vibrator. It not only boasts Hitachi-level earthquake power, but also two different sized ends with an independently controlled motor. One end is 2″ thick for broad external...

15 Best Sex Toys on a Budget

Finding an effective sex toy on a budget (for purposes of this article, under $50) is possible, but it’s hard to meet the crossroads between a toy that suits a lot of people and performs its specific task very well (and, of course, made...

6 reasons why “vibrator addiction” is BULLSHIT

Even the most supportive friends can have misconceptions. “I don’t know how you still have sensitivity,” I often hear when I talk about my We-Vibe Tango. “Don’t vibrators numb you? I mean, a man can’t compete with that.” My short answer is,...

California Exotics Embrace G Wand review: triple motor rechargeable vibrator

The versatility covers all bases for me. It’s delicious for quickies and long sessions alike. It’s like when you’re relishing a meal and move from appetizer to main course to dessert and think, “Damn, any one of those dishes would have hit the spot on its own, but the meal is so elevated as a whole because everything adds on to everything else and synergizes.”

Crystal Delights Crystal Twist review: spiral-shaped glass dildo

The Crystal Delights Crystal Twist stands proudly on display when I have friends over. I have no shame. Between its unorthodoxly sexy curves and iridescent gleam, it’s not hard to tell why I flaunt it as one part trophy, part art...

Tantus Splash/Magma review: thoughtfully textured silicone dildo

The drips are in a league all their own; I’m now the umpteenth person to say that there is nothing like the Tantus Splash. The dildo has been discontinued but reincarnated in red and black as the Tantus Magma. I’m usually...

The G-spot exists. Cut the pedantic semantics.

The G-spot is the area of, for many people, sensitive tissue on the front wall of the vagina, near where the pubic bone recedes. It’s nicknamed such because Grafenberg coined the name for it in the 1970s. Bullshit claim: “The...