Category: Toy Guides

How to Cast a DIY Silicone Dildo at Home 1

January 12, 2020

How to Cast a DIY Silicone Dildo at Home

If you're a regular reader of my blog, you probably already agree that dildos can be highly collectible pieces of art. They're functional tools, but…

Top 10 Best Sex Toys of 2019 & Year-End Recap 2

January 1, 2020

Top 10 Best Sex Toys of 2019 & Year-End Recap

My 2019 read like the premise for a Netflix Original sitcom: the trials and tribulations of a nomadic sex toy review blogger. For extra spice,…

Choosing the Best Anal Toys (for Beginner & Intermediate Play) 3

December 20, 2019

Choosing the Best Anal Toys (for Beginner & Intermediate Play)

My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have…

10 A-Spotty Dildos For Deep Penetration and Cervix Massage 4

September 30, 2019

10 A-Spotty Dildos For Deep Penetration and Cervix Massage

Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like…

Review: b-Vibe Anal Training & Education plug kit 6

July 25, 2019

Review: b-Vibe Anal Training & Education plug kit

Butt stuff is one of the great equalizers— everyone has a butt. But I didn't write a guide to it for so long because the folx…

Top 10 Sex Toys & Products for Partner Play 7

February 12, 2019

Top 10 Sex Toys & Products for Partner Play

ANY SEX TOY CAN BE A COUPLE'S TOY IF YOU USE IT WITH A PARTNER. Some toys, though, are more convenient to combine with particular…

Exposed Nocturnal Bullet, Maia Jessi, and Avant Pride P1 in sunglasses case

November 13, 2018

10 Travel-Friendly Sex Toys That Discreetly Fit in a Sunglasses Case

As much as I love my gigantic dildos, they're not the most practical toys to take with me when I'm on-the-go or visiting family. Sometimes,…

A guide to organizing your sex tools for easy access and fun presentation!

September 27, 2018

5 Ways to Optimize Sex Toy Storage & Organization!

Back in 2018, I had the freedom to display what I (at the time thought) was a metric fuckton of toys. Times have changed a…

[Image: Super Smash Cache "No Toxic Toys" banner, featuring a cartoon drawing of a melting butt plug with a skull face in the drips]

December 7, 2014

The Bare Minimum For a Sex Toy That Doesn't Suck: Materials & Safety

You read food labels and make sure your ingestibles are safe. Why should you inspect your insertable sex toys any less carefully? Many consumers buy…

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