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3 Colossal Cocks Compared: Mythical vs. Dr. Brody vs. VixSkin Bronco X Review 1

July 1, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published July 1, 2025

3 Colossal Cocks Compared: Mythical vs. Dr. Brody vs. VixSkin Bronco X Review

Three girthy Goliaths vs. my goril­la grip — and what they tell us about sex toy indus­try trends. Huge dil­dos are get­ting the glo­ry they deserve. While arguably still kinky,…

Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X Dildo Reminds Me of My Friend 2

June 24, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published June 24, 2025

Squarepegtoys’ Nathan 1X Dildo Reminds Me of My Friend

I haven't stopped think­ing about his cock. Squarepegtoys' Nathan 1X dil­do remind­ed me so much of my friend's dick that I just had to have anoth­er one — this time in…

Mid-Sized Fucking Machines: Positioning, Performance & SEISMIC BUT STABLE SCREWING 3

June 19, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published June 19, 2025 · Last modified June 24, 2025

Mid-Sized Fucking Machines: Positioning, Performance & SEISMIC BUT STABLE SCREWING

Mechanical mem­bers that knock my womb and rock my world. A sex machine to beat up my insides? Yes, please! We'll start with the ones you're prob­a­bly most famil­iar with…

Beginner-Friendly Dildos: THE SOUL-SNATCHING STARTER PACK For All Your Hot Spots 4

June 1, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published June 1, 2025 · Last modified June 10, 2025

Beginner-Friendly Dildos: THE SOUL-SNATCHING STARTER PACK For All Your Hot Spots

SIMPLE SILICONE & GLIDING GLASS GLIZZIES TO GUSH OVER, FROM BEGINNER TO BRATTY We're mak­ing vanil­la a spice again with dil­dos I wish I had found soon­er — the frill-free,…

Dillenia Gama Review: 9.7" Glass Glizzy for Dreamy Deep Dicking 5

May 19, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published May 19, 2025 · Last modified May 31, 2025

Dillenia Gama Review: 9.7" Glass Glizzy for Dreamy Deep Dicking

PERFECTION FOR THE DEEP FINGERING FANATICS AND FELLOW CERVIX SORCERERS Dillenia Gama by JimmyJane is the glass dil­do for me. Its near­ly ten-​​inch reach pleas­es my cervix and elec­tri­fies the…

7 Hypnotic Dirty Talk Techniques for Dominance & Submission 6

May 5, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published May 5, 2025

7 Hypnotic Dirty Talk Techniques for Dominance & Submission

You're prob­a­bly hyp­not­ic with­out real­iz­ing it — guid­ing your part­ner into a trance to feel hot­ter and uncon­trol­lably both­ered. Looking back, I can see how my old post, “7 Steamy…

3 Glorious, Girthy Realistic Glass Dildos & How to Thrust Them 7

April 20, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published April 20, 2025

3 Glorious, Girthy Realistic Glass Dildos & How to Thrust Them

I nev­er don't want to blud­geon my womb. Three goon­able glass glan­des go head-​​to-​​head here — not only aes­thet­i­cal­ly enchant­i­ng in how they refract light, but also prime spec­i­mens for spelunking…

VixSkin Mustang Review: A Cult Classic Dual-Density Dildo 8

April 2, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2, 2025

VixSkin Mustang Review: A Cult Classic Dual-Density Dildo

Once upon a time, the icon­ic VixSkin Mustang set the stan­dard for a crowd-​​wowing cock. It “sim­ply doesn't need more reviews,” wrote an affil­i­ate pro­gram man­ag­er; Vixen Creations achieved adult…

Girth Game Level-Up: SuperFit XL Dilator Review & How-To 9

March 27, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published March 27, 2025

Girth Game Level-Up: SuperFit XL Dilator Review & How-To

For when “Oh noooo, is it going to fit?” isn't just teas­ing dirty talk. If you're feel­ing intim­i­da­tion with pen­e­tra­tion, you have options, includ­ing dila­tor kits. Think of these sets…

Velvet Prime Lewis: Uncut & Thick Thruster Attachment 10

March 16, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published March 16, 2025

Velvet Prime Lewis: Uncut & Thick Thruster Attachment

Meet Lewis, Velvet Thruster's thick, curved, uncut cock attach­ment for front-​​wall bliss — one of the most ver­sa­tile real­is­tic thruster attach­ments in their line­up. Pop it atop the Velvet Prime…

Uberrime BIG Damn Alien: Tiered G-Spot & Depth Dildo 11

March 7, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published March 7, 2025

Uberrime BIG Damn Alien: Tiered G-Spot & Depth Dildo

“Oh, fuck,” I whim­pered at the Uberrime Big Damn Alien's first thrust against my cervix. The Big Damn Alien dil­do fea­tures not one, not two, but three tiers of out-of-this-world…

Tracy's Dog Pockety Review: Wearable Finger Vibrator 12

February 16, 2025

 by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2025

Tracy's Dog Pockety Review: Wearable Finger Vibrator

Tracy's Dog Pockety curves along the con­tours of my hand, intu­itive AF for solo and couple's play. As the name sug­gests, it's petite and dis­creet — about the size of…

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