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Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster...

Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And...

If you've ever wanted to fuck a cloud deity, that's what the SelfDelve Marshmallow dildo feels like. As the name...

There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant...

"The eggplant agrees: it's REALLY starting to feel like summer," I wrote in an Instagram caption. After all, the only...

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