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Mixing realistic-tasting fake cum shots — olfactory notes of cake batter and bleach and all — somehow turned into my...

Am I constitutionally wired to be hornier than the average woman, or is there a "nurture" component that I have...

On today’s episode of passionate, playful semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover,...

I want to find a sanctuary in my long-term partner. That applies doubly when you're in a polarizing career field....

Do you ever jack off to something unorthodox and then, in the post-nut clarity, think, “Oh gosh, what have I...

A friend described this look as “a witch who’s benevolent to children and women but will poison a man for...

The orgasm ratio between me and my male partners is easily over 10:1 — 10 of mine for every one...

If someone says that cis women are wildest during their periods, they've never seen me sex toy shopping and booty-calling...

Hey, V! The Basilisk is ready, and it is awesome. Want to drive it with me? I'll need a copilot....

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