Clandestine Mimic+ Plus Review: A Versatile AF Vibrator!
How this Clandestine Devices redeemed itself in the eyes of independent sex toy reviewers The Mimic+ Plus cups my clit and its crura, contours on my cunt, its sharp edges…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 28, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
How this Clandestine Devices redeemed itself in the eyes of independent sex toy reviewers The Mimic+ Plus cups my clit and its crura, contours on my cunt, its sharp edges…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 23, 2024 · Last modified January 25, 2025
Even more adventures of a compact, high-capacity human. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE GETTING DOUBLE-STUFFED? Every time I get convenience store hot dogs, I put two in one bun, take…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 23, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
…and 1 way it (hopefully) isn't! When you think of human mating rituals, what comes to mind? Is it the pre-date primping? Verbal sparring? Fooling around in a movie theater…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 15, 2024 · Last modified July 28, 2024
Can you believe it’s been ten years since Womanizer launched its Pleasure Air™ Technology? Air pulse massagers have become their own category since then, with more compact, aesthetic (read: less…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 11, 2024 · Last modified May 15, 2024
Yes, the EdenFantasys Sleek Power Wand lives up to the "Power" in its name. And yes, you might have seen this wand before. I called its twin “the optimizer of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
PETITE. POWERFUL. INSERTABLE PERVERTABLE? I see you, California Exotics; you're keeping tabs on the competition and releasing your renditions of popular products years later. You can be hit-or-miss sometimes, but…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 5, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure. Even just cleaning Dee's Big Daddy Dallas — an act of devotion, worshipping the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 1, 2024 · Last modified May 2, 2024
Is this the future our Y2K selves imagined? You can control these nipple clamps’ vibrations from around the world via Bluetooth! There’s something nostalgic about both the OhMiBod Sphinx and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 30, 2024 · Last modified May 5, 2024
When I recommended these big baddies in my mega-guide to fisting & huge dildos, readers wanted to know more about Uberrime's Uberron and Uberous. Both profuse phalluses: Since these voluptuous…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 28, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Did you know that most penises around the world are not circumcised? (My UK readers are probably chuckling at the lack of American sex education on the topic.) But seriously,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 22, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
Potentially unpopular opinion: glass dildos make great first sex toys. At the least, they did for me. Here are 11 reasons why glass dildos were nothing short of revolutionary for me, summed…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 15, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
It's been half a decade since Pipedream's Her Ultimate Pleasure went viral — and for good reason. The sucking, licking, and vibrating massager seemed to do it all. Then came Cal…