Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster than you can say "shuck." Today’s corn stars are the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 3, 2024 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster than you can say "shuck." Today’s corn stars are the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 2, 2024 · Last modified May 22, 2025
I shuddered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon inserting the Pepper Paramour and cumming instantly. Then I texted my friend,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 25, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
What did I get myself into this time? My nipples are super receptive to pleasure and pain — bite or twist them hard enough, and I’ll cum instantly. It’s that obvious.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2024 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Womanizer’s Premium 2 is for orgasm torture; [the Womanizer] Next is for the soft and sensual … caresses and kisses on your clit. Womanizer’s unprecedented Climax Control feature allows adjustment of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 14, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
For when you and your partner both feel like bottoming. When I hold the Our Gyro Vibe, its motor jostles my forearm. Its central hub contains a weight that spins…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 12, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
The Sensualist rotating and vibrating dildo has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an affordably fun first phallus. While it doesn’t do everything it promises, it does…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 11, 2024 · Last modified May 22, 2025
ENDEARING. AESTHETIC. OVERWHELMING. FORMIDABLE FINGER FLITTING. Is Pink Punch Dream Bunny the “first experience of love,” as the product page says? Maybe not — but it certainly got me gasping…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 7, 2024 · Last modified July 16, 2024
You’ve heard of the tortoise and the hare; now it’s time for the rabbit and the snail. Rabbit vibrators boast it all: internal and external stimulation with the flick of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 4, 2024 · Last modified September 15, 2024
Fun Factory’s Share Vibe Pro makes promises galore. This company’s luxury insertable vibrators are always boldly basslike, with a low-pitched flutter — and Share Vibe Pro stepped up to that…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 3, 2024
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2” across — placing these eye-catching specimens among the largest of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 28, 2024 · Last modified May 22, 2025
How this Clandestine Devices redeemed itself in the eyes of independent sex toy reviewers The Mimic+ Plus cups my clit and its crura, contours on my cunt, its sharp edges…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 23, 2024 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Even more adventures of a compact, high-capacity human. HOW MUCH DO I LOVE GETTING DOUBLE-STUFFED? Every time I get convenience store hot dogs, I put two in one bun, take…