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December 7, 2014

 by Super Smash Cache · Published December 7, 2014 · Last modified July 24, 2024

The Bare Minimum For a Sex Toy That Doesn't Suck: Materials & Safety

You read food labels and make sure your ingestibles are safe. Why should you inspect your insertable sex toys any less care­ful­ly? Many con­sumers buy mys­tery mate­r­i­al jel­ly dil­dos and…

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