LELO Elise 2 review

Review: LELO Elise 2 dual motor luxury vibrator

The LELO Elise 2 vibra­tor reminds me of a more idyl­lic time for LELO ⁠— before the likes of the dick tux. In the ear­ly 2010s, their focus was revamp­ing vibes…

Review: L'Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators 1

Review: L'Acier Capo and Slide stainless steel vibrators

I ordered under­wear that reads, “This machine does not know the dif­fer­ence between met­al and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stain­less steel sex toys. "L'acier" means…

Is being HORNY AND FREE an inside job? (Sometimes...) 2

Is being HORNY AND FREE an inside job? (Sometimes...)

Am I con­sti­tu­tion­al­ly wired to be hornier than the aver­age woman, or is there a "nur­ture" com­po­nent that I have inter­nal­ized? Today, we exam­ine some of the exter­nal fac­tors influencing…

Midwest 'Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY! 4

Midwest 'Murrikah SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!

I only use Facebook for three things nowa­days: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want…

Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review 5

Snail Vibe powerful rabbit vibrator review

Disappointment set at the moment I insert­ed the Snail Vibe. It’s like get­ting a hotel room for a hookup and quick­ly real­iz­ing that your part­ner will prob­a­bly not get you off.…

Types of Dildo Bases ⁠— and 6 things you could do with them 6

Types of Dildo Bases ⁠— and 6 things you could do with them

Play with pen­e­tra­tion beyond lying on your back and hand-thrusting dil­dos, missionary-style. The non-insertable por­tion of a dil­do can make a more con­sid­er­able dif­fer­ence than you'd think. I’ve pre­vi­ous­ly writ­ten about…

Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators 7

Review: Bombex Butterfly and Desire air pulse vibrators

I got excit­ed when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibra­tor. “Is it named after the silk­moth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affil­i­ate rep­re­sen­ta­tive didn’t com­ment on that part of my…

Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos 8

Review: SelfDelve Corn, Hole Punch Evolver, Moonshiner silicone dildos

Two allit­er­a­tive words sum up these three dil­dos: Midwest ‘mur­rikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moon­shine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dil­dos shaped like…

Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them? 10

Are Creampies a Kink? Why Are People Into Them?

On today’s episode of pas­sion­ate (but play­ful) shit­post­ing seman­tics: are creamp­ies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typ­ing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but won­der…” Some of my…

How do sex bloggers file and pay taxes? 11

How do sex bloggers file and pay taxes?

My life isn’t all orgasms and rain­bows; there’s much unglam­orous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a bon­er, just men­tion pay­ing tax­es. Unfortunately, tax returns are part…