Review: LELO Elise 2 dual motor luxury vibrator
The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the dick tux. In the early 2010s, their focus was revamping vibes…
The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the dick tux. In the early 2010s, their focus was revamping vibes…
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. "L'acier" means…
Am I constitutionally wired to be hornier than the average woman, or is there a "nurture" component that I have internalized? Today, we examine some of the external factors influencing…
Did I choose these pretty dildos solely to match my galaxy bayonet? Yes. Do they feel as good as they look? Also yes — depending on how you use them. Today,…
I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe is what I want…
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off.…
Play with penetration beyond lying on your back and hand-thrusting dildos, missionary-style. The non-insertable portion of a dildo can make a more considerable difference than you'd think. I’ve previously written about…
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of my…
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like…
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by Vibratex.…
On today’s episode of passionate (but playful) shitposting semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my…
My life isn’t all orgasms and rainbows; there’s much unglamorous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a boner, just mention paying taxes. Unfortunately, tax returns are part…