by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 1, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Two alliterative words sum up these three dildos: Midwest ‘murrikah. What could be more Midwest than corn and moonshine? And what could be more tongue-in-cheek American than dildos shaped like…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 21, 2022 · Last modified November 5, 2023
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968. Nowadays, we know it as the Magic Wand Original by…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 15, 2022 · Last modified September 19, 2023
On today’s episode of passionate, playful semantics: are creampies a kink? Cue Carrie Bradshaw typing at her Macbook with the voiceover, “And I couldn’t help but wonder…” Some of my readers…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 29, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
My life isn’t all orgasms and rainbows; there’s much unglamorous admin work behind the scenes. If you want to kill a boner, just mention paying taxes. Unfortunately, tax returns are…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 23, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
I want to find a sanctuary in my long-term partner. That applies doubly when you're in a polarizing career field. Sometimes, being a sex educator can put me in uncomfortable…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 18, 2022 · Last modified August 12, 2023
Hoooh, another affordable bullet that’s more powerful than the We-Vibe Tango? It’s strong, but how does this Silver Bullet compare to the gold standard of rumbly vibrators? If you’re getting…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 10, 2022 · Last modified September 30, 2023
Friends don’t let friends buy sketchy sex toys from Wish. And friends don’t let friends rely on fabricated sex toy reviews where the writer hasn’t actually fucked the toy. My sex…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 9, 2022 · Last modified August 11, 2023
My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. My vagina is made of the same material as Mary Poppins’ purse. A soda can fits inside. Yet,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 18, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Why do people reel upon hearing, “hot dog wrapped in a cinnamon bun” but drool at “cinnamon sugar corn dog”? Words matter; I appreciate a round of silly (but not pedantic)…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
Do you ever jack off to something unorthodox and then, in the post-nut clarity, think, “Oh gosh, what have I done?” Sometimes, a kink catches you off guard. And sometimes,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 2, 2022 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Sex toys can be so much more than phallic dildos inside and mini-vibes outside! Here are 16 tips for converting or improving your toy box favorites. Mix it up and…
