by Super Smash Cache · Published April 8, 2024 · Last modified April 16, 2024
Magic mirror on my fingers, let the orgasms loop and linger! I relished my reflection on the njoy Disco's flattened facet before it disappeared between my lips. Its polished stainless steel…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 26, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
This unicorn horn dildo isn't just tapered and textured — Creature Cocks’ Moon Rider screws inside with its intensely helix-spiraled shaft. Get ready to be stretched and bottomed out with its cervix-servicing…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 16, 2024 · Last modified January 24, 2025
Abduct to fuck and feed your need to breed I'm sharing my feral field notes about Uncover Creations' tentacle sex toys, from mild to wild: Get ready and go as deep…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2024 · Last modified March 7, 2025
“Why wear one string [of pearls] when you can wear two?” – Coco Chanel As my pussy wrapped the plethora of pearls, I couldn't help but wonder: have I been enraptured…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 9, 2024 · Last modified December 13, 2024
This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty make it a functional and fun display piece — why…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 3, 2024 · Last modified July 17, 2024
My pussy throbbed at first sight of the Pris Toys Syren. Its big, beefy build and paisley liquid-like drips grip and push and pull at my walls. Every inch of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 28, 2023 · Last modified March 16, 2025
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a vise, overpower their functionality, and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 24, 2023 · Last modified November 11, 2024
This super soft silicone dildo has one of the most fondle-worthy, realistic-feeling skin layers I have ever tried — and it's super pretty with its curved, juicy watermelon-pink gradient tip, too!…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
I’m not sure if this dildo would make more sense or less sense with eyes all over it and a booming voice declaring, “FEAR NOT.” Naming it Angel seems like…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 20, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-thrusting? Yes. A big, beautiful,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 1, 2023 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Orgasms with the VixSkin Cash meld and flow into each other, like a slow merging where you can hardly tell where you end and the other entity begins. In this…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 28, 2023 · Last modified July 16, 2024
I did say that the Kraken's Revenge tentacle dildo was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but then again, that entire studio is known for extra cartoony…