Review: Uberrime Happy (Boner) Snowman Dildo
This snowman dildo loves warm (and snug) hugs and won't melt away inside. Its misplaced “carrot” boner and buxom booty make it a functional and fun display piece — why…
Category: Dildos
Pris Toys Syren Review: Textured A-Spot Dildo for Deep Penetration!
My pussy throbbed at first sight of the Pris Toys Syren. Its big, beefy build and paisley liquid-like drips grip and push and pull at my walls. Every inch of…
Best Thrusting Dildos vs. Gorilla Grip Coochie: Comparison of Contraptions
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a vise, overpower their functionality, and…
This sliding skin dildo is shockingly lifelike AND cheap!
This super soft silicone dildo has one of the most fondle-worthy, realistic-feeling skin layers I have ever tried — and it's super pretty with its curved, juicy watermelon-pink gradient tip, too!…
Bestvibe Angel Review: Winged Pegasus Dildo
I’m not sure if this dildo would make more sense or less sense with eyes all over it and a booming voice declaring, “FEAR NOT.” Naming it Angel seems like…
BestVibe Phoenix Self-Thrusting Monster Dildo Review
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-thrusting? Yes. A big, beautiful,…
Review: VixSkin Cash Huge Dual-Density Dildo by Vixen Creations
Orgasms with the VixSkin Cash meld and flow into each other, like a slow merging where you can hardly tell where you end and the other entity begins. In this…
Uberrime Kraken's Revenge Tentacle Dildo Review
I did say that the Kraken's Revenge tentacle dildo was the most extra Uberrime design I had ever seen, but then again, that entire studio is known for extra cartoony…
Y2K Rainbows: An Iridescent Glass Plug & Curved Pastel Dildo
This gleaming glass dildo turned my friend on to harder massagers for years to come. And equally aesthetically alluring is this dildo with a striated, rainbow-sunset pastel palette. What’s a girl…
Velvet Thruster Prime Self-Thrusting Dildo Comparison: A Detailed Guide & Ranking!
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling and starry-eyed — explore the options galore for your cave's…
Review: Dorcel Double Do & Tantus Hook long dildos
My deepest erogenous zones are so happy. These long dildos (18” and 10”) make me want to text a partner, “Thank you for your services for my cervix.” I am…
Velvet Thruster Prime Edward Self-Thrusting Dildo Review + 5 Reasons to Love It!
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep penetration and effortless cervical orgasms? My warm pussy clenches in…