Reviews of the best dildos for G‑spot, A‑spot, and cervical stimulation… plus honest reviews if a dildo I try isn't great. All of the sex toys throughout Super Smash Cache are made of body-safe materials like silicone, glass, and metal.
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 1, 2025
SIMPLE SILICONE & GLIDING GLASS GLIZZIES TO GUSH OVER, FROM BEGINNER TO BRATTY We're making vanilla a spice again with dildos I wish I had found sooner — the frill-free,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 19, 2025 · Last modified May 31, 2025
PERFECTION FOR THE DEEP FINGERING FANATICS AND FELLOW CERVIX SORCERERS Dillenia Gama by JimmyJane is the glass dildo for me. Its nearly ten-inch reach pleases my cervix and electrifies the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 20, 2025
I never don't want to bludgeon my womb. Three goonable glass glandes go head-to-head here — not only aesthetically enchanting in how they refract light, but also prime specimens for spelunking…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 2, 2025
Once upon a time, the iconic VixSkin Mustang set the standard for a crowd-wowing cock. It “simply doesn't need more reviews,” wrote an affiliate program manager; Vixen Creations achieved adult…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 27, 2025
For when “Oh noooo, is it going to fit?” isn't just teasing dirty talk. If you're feeling intimidation with penetration, you have options, including dilator kits. Think of these sets…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 16, 2025
Meet Lewis, Velvet Thruster's thick, curved, uncut cock attachment for front-wall bliss — one of the most versatile realistic thruster attachments in their lineup. Pop it atop the Velvet Prime…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 7, 2025
“Oh, fuck,” I whimpered at the Uberrime Big Damn Alien's first thrust against my cervix. The Big Damn Alien dildo features not one, not two, but three tiers of out-of-this-world…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 5, 2025
I'm already hot and bothered again, feeling up this cock. Its realistic head yields between my thumb and forefinger — a delicious reminder of how it would caress my cervix —…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 1, 2025
It's like an “ORGASM NOW” lever when I tilt this thick glass dildo against my front wall. Intensity-wise, Luscious Playthings’ XL dildo is in a league all its own: In other…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 5, 2024
FROM FERAL TO DOCILE AND BACK TO FERAL AGAIN (AND AGAIN). If you want to be stuffed to the brim, any of Dee's Big Daddies can remix your guts. Both Diedrich…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 10, 2024 · Last modified February 5, 2025
Giving you the real talk on ultra-realistic cocks. If you're looking for a dildo that mimics flesh and blood, complete with sliding skin or movable balls for a more immersive…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 16, 2024
Mix chills, thrills, eerie excitement with these hand-picked spooky dildos. The macabre marvels range from subtle to severe. Raise your spirits with some spine-tingling silicone. Creature Cocks Tower of Doom…