How We-Vibe's Temp Temperature Play Vibrator Won Me Over
Warming up to the warming and cooling We-Vibe Temp was a wild ride. "Why, though?" I thought the first time I saw it at a trade show — but in a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 11, 2025
Warming up to the warming and cooling We-Vibe Temp was a wild ride. "Why, though?" I thought the first time I saw it at a trade show — but in a…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 6, 2025
VeDO's Quiver Plus vibrator is exactly my type: long and lean for diving deep. It's everything I love in a toy. Perhaps most notably, its fully silicone body measures about 9" in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 3, 2025
Meet the clitoral vibrator that ruined hundreds of other micro compact massagers for this sex toy reviewer. My friend's jaw dropped when I showed him my Crave Duet Classic: It's…
by Super Smash Cache · Published October 1, 2025
Mixing realistic-tasting fake cum shots — olfactory notes of cake batter and bleach and all — somehow turned into my most-viewed and most-liked Instagram story yet. The slide showed me swirling…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 16, 2025
Oh my gosh, b‑Vibe absolutely nailed the density of a dick tip in its Slipskin realistic dildo line. I'd go so far as to say it does it even better…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 30, 2025
For anyone who wants to fuck a twenty-pound titty. Luna by MRLdoll was truly like nothing my friend and I ever fucked before — this (purported) hyper-realistic ass sex doll…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 1, 2025
Three girthy Goliaths vs. my gorilla grip — and what they tell us about sex toy industry trends. Huge dildos are getting the glory they deserve. While arguably still kinky,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 24, 2025
And I haven't stopped thinking about it. Squarepegtoys' Nathan 1X dildo reminded me so much of my friend's dick that I just had to have another one — this time…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 19, 2025 · Last modified September 6, 2025
Mechanical members that knock my womb and rock my world. A sex machine to beat up my insides? Yes, please! We'll start with the ones you're probably most familiar with…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 1, 2025 · Last modified June 10, 2025
SIMPLE SILICONE & GLIDING GLASS GLIZZIES TO GUSH OVER, FROM BEGINNER TO BRATTY We're making vanilla a spice again with dildos I wish I had found sooner — the frill-free,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 19, 2025 · Last modified May 31, 2025
PERFECTION FOR THE DEEP FINGERING FANATICS AND FELLOW CERVIX SORCERERS Dillenia Gama by JimmyJane is the glass dildo for me. Its nearly ten-inch reach pleases my cervix and electrifies the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 5, 2025
You're probably hypnotic without realizing it — guiding your partner into a trance to feel hotter and uncontrollably bothered. Looking back, I can see how my old post, “7 Steamy…