KinkyPop Toys Thexomite Dildo Review: thick, INTENSE textures!
This imposing monstrosity is ready to raid your cave. Thexomite's "small" size, standing 7.5" tall and 2.25" wide, is amply armored...
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Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-Density HYPER-REALISM!
I've been dreaming of the Solina Mega cock line: hyper-realistic dual-density dildos with delicious squish, gradient-painted tips, and verdant veins...
Fun Factory Has Been Spoiling My Pussy For 10+ Years
Their marvelous engineering set many of my standards from the start — powerful pulsators often imitated but never duplicated, rumbly...
Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after...
The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?!
I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this...
Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster...
Pepper Paramour Review: Deep A-Spot & Cervix Massager
I shuddered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon inserting the...
Sensualist 7" Vibrating Dildo Review
The Sensualist rotating and vibrating dildo has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an affordably fun first...
Snail Vibe Gizi Rabbit Review: Constant Clitoral Contact?
You’ve heard of the tortoise and the hare; now it’s time for the rabbit and the snail. Rabbit vibrators boast...