Riding the $1,000 Motorbunny Original, Sybian, and Tremor saddle vibrators broke my brain
Ride-on sex machine comparisons — beyond "any of them on my clit could make me cry." Why wouldn't I take the...
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Mid-Sized Fucking Machines: Positioning, Performance & SEISMIC BUT STABLE SCREWING
Mechanical members that knock my womb and rock my world. A sex machine to beat up my insides? Yes, please!...
Maia Nala Wand Review: 5 Reasons to Love This Massager
Dear Maia Toys, I see you're trying to ride the waves of the Fun Factory Vim's success — presenting your Nala...
Rideable Humping Vibrator Review: Liberator Wanda & VibePad 2
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by...
Magic Wand OG vs. Rechargeable vs. Plus vs. Mini Review & Comparison
Is there any sex toy more iconic than the Magic Wand? Hitachi called it a back massager back in 1968....
Review: Bodywand, Ultra G-Touch Attachment, Blush Omnia
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So...
Review: Zeus Twilight Violet Wand & Cal Ex Impulse Petite
Turn me on with your electric feel. I'm no stranger to electrostimulation, but today, we're exploring THREE MORE electrokink sex toys:...
Zeus Arcana Electrosex Wand Massager Review: Vibrations and Electrokink
Today's review is a blast from the past, featuring the Zeus Arcana electrosex wand. It delivers electrical shocks and vibration...
7 Ways to Create a More Realistic Masturbation Experience
I get to live at the same time as automated fucking machines and VR porn — doodads that people in...