Uberrime BIG Damn Alien: Tiered G-Spot & Depth Dildo
“Oh, fuck,” I whimpered at the Uberrime Big Damn Alien‘s first thrust against my cervix. The Big Damn Alien dildo...
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Body Dock Lap Strap Review: Suction Cup Dildo Mount & Thigh Harness
Elevate your suction cup dildo rides — literally and figuratively. Maybe you’ve mounted a dildo to the mirror, the shower,...
Review: Valm Ultra Realistic Triple-Density Dildos
I’m already hot and bothered again, feeling up this cock. Its realistic head yields between my thumb and forefinger —...
Ranking the Most Realistic & Sliding Skin Dildos: RealCock, b-Vibe, Jock, Valm & More
Giving you the real talk on ultra-realistic cocks. If you’re looking for a dildo that mimics flesh and blood, complete...
3 Skull-Themed Dildos For Spooktacular Nights In
Mix chills, thrills, eerie excitement with these hand-picked spooky dildos. The macabre marvels range from subtle to severe. Raise your...
Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-Density HYPER-REALISM!
I’ve been dreaming of the Solina Mega cock line: hyper-realistic dual-density dildos with delicious squish, gradient-painted tips, and verdant veins...
Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime’s Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after...
Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review
This deliciously deep-dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wallet. I thank it for its service for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s...
Sensualist 7″ Vibrating Dildo Review
The Sensualist rotating and vibrating dildo has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an affordably fun...