Body Dock Lap Strap Review: Suction Cup Dildo Mount & Thigh Harness
Elevate your suction cup dildo rides — literally and figuratively. Maybe you've mounted a dildo to the mirror, the shower,...
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These reviews are for body-safe sex toys that a.) I really like a lot and think you'd get a lot of bang for your buck OR b.) are solid body-safe and budget-friendly basics that I think are a good place to start. Occasionally, I'll announce sex toy sales here, too!
Swirlii Review: Gyrating Vibrator for Shallow Penetration
I love a tongue at my cunt's entrance, circling and swirling all 360 degrees. While gyrating massagers are nothing new,...
Elatia & Beta Curling "Finger" Rabbit Vibrator Review
My first time testing these vibrators went by quickly, but not for the reason I expected. I came within seconds...
Cupsland Twirl Stroker Review: Realistic Sensations + Adjustable Tightness
“I felt like I fucked a pussy for an hour nonstop,” my friend said after testing the Cupsland Twirl stroker....
Tracy's Dog Surreal Review: Bluetooth Lipstick Vibrator
It's no mystery why petite lipstick-style vibrators are popular. All that adds up when marketing to a younger audience in...
Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-Density HYPER-REALISM!
I've been dreaming of the Solina Mega cock line: hyper-realistic dual-density dildos with delicious squish, gradient-painted tips, and verdant veins...
Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review
This deliciously deep-dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wallet. I thank it for its service for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s...
The Orb Vibrator Review: PLASMA RAYS & Dual Motors?!
I'm bringing back a 2008 neon pop bop to match this PLASMA NEON BALL VIBRATOR's energy — because if this...
Sensualist 7" Vibrating Dildo Review
The Sensualist rotating and vibrating dildo has quite a bit going for it: TL;DR EdenFantasys’ Sensualist is an affordably fun first...