Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after...
Cervix & Posterior Fornix
Cute Cruelty Indigo Deep A-Spot Dildo Review
This deliciously deep-dicking sweet treat won’t dent your wallet. I thank it for its service for my cervix. Cute Cruelty’s...
Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster...
Pepper Paramour Review: Deep A-Spot & Cervix Massager
I shuddered, “Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck” in one breath upon inserting the...
Review: Uberrime Aveo vs. Splendid Dual-Density Dildos
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING VEINY, SOMETHING BLUE. Uberrime's Aveo and Splendid Large measure a meaty 8” long and 2”...
Dee's Big Daddy Dallas Review: Dildo Bigger Than Soda Can
I slide my thumbs over the swollen corona, its “meat” yielding just a little under pressure. Even just cleaning Dee's...
11 Ways Glass Dildos Changed My Sex Life
Potentially unpopular opinion: glass dildos make great first sex toys. At the least, they did for me. Here are 11 reasons why...
9 Breathtaking A-Spot Vibrators for Deep Penetration, Ranked!
I like my insertable pervertibles long and gently curved — my cervix and its fornixes crave more than the popular...
YoYoLemon vs. Satisfyer Yummy Sunshine vs. Fun Factory Tiger
I’m always excited to see another affordable A‑spotty vibrator in Toyland, made for deep penetration. YoYoLemon’s ribbed model looks familiar...