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Uberrime Aqua-King Aquaman-themed silicone fantasy dildo

Ever wanted to cry immediately after a cathartic orgasm? Because that’s how the Uberrime Aqua-King makes me feel. And not necessarily crying during an intense orgasm, or feeling depressed afterward. I mean on a visceral level thinking, “Ah yes, I...

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Zalo Marie Rococo-themed G-spot vibrator review

Everything about Zalo’s vibrators and their Versailles-inspired presentation embodies “extra.” Not least, the Zalo Marie‘s ornate box almost looks like there should be paintings of happy cherubs all over it. Inside the box, the vibrator itself gleams with its intricate handle...

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Uberrime Deep Diver glow-in-the-dark silicone tentacle dildo review

The Uberrime Deep Diver is déjà vu for the seasoned sex geek, paying homage to the memory of Whipspider’s Tentacle. Their commonalities include a steep C-curve, suckers arranged at a slight twist along the shaft, and a wicked taper. Oh,...

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3 reasons why I want more body piercings in 2019

New year’s resolutions should be fun! The more high-spirited you are about them, the more likely you are to get them done. Fortunately, the process of modifying one’s appearance can be just as fun as showing off the results afterward,...

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Desirables Dalia porcelain G-spot dildo review

Centuries from now, archaeologists will excavate my tomb and find sex toys. Thousands of sex toys— some in mild decay, and others entirely intact. My Blush Gaia Eco biodegradable vibrator might break down, but my njoy Pure Wand, Eleven, and...