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Choosing the Best Anal Toys (for Beginner & Intermediate Play) 1

December 20, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published December 20, 2019 · Last modified January 25, 2025

Choosing the Best Anal Toys (for Beginner & Intermediate Play)

My vagi­na is size roy­al­ty, but my butt is a plug ple­beian. Even if I hadn't men­tioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my rel­a­tive lack of…

Lush Iris review: thrusting, gyrating, pressure wave rabbit by Blush 2

November 23, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published November 23, 2019 · Last modified July 28, 2024

Lush Iris review: thrusting, gyrating, pressure wave rabbit by Blush

"What a fuck­ing abom­i­na­tion!" I scrunched my nose the first time I saw a clit-​​sucking rab­bit vibra­tor. First came the Womanizer Inside Out, then the Satisfyer Pro G Rabbit, then…

4 Countries Where Traveling With or Buying Sex Toys Is Illegal 3

November 18, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published November 18, 2019 · Last modified March 11, 2024

4 Countries Where Traveling With or Buying Sex Toys Is Illegal

SEX BLOGGING COMES WITH PERKS LIKE JACKING OFF FOR WORK, BUT DOWNSIDES LIKE TRAVEL LIMITATIONS. THE RIGHT TO BUY SEX TOYS IS ONE THAT I ADMITTEDLY TAKE FOR GRANTED. It's…

Selfdelve Veggie Dildo Reviews: Eggplant, Curved Cucumber, Fly Agaric Mushroom, and Pepper 10

November 17, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published November 17, 2019 · Last modified July 23, 2024

Selfdelve Veggie Dildo Reviews: Eggplant, Curved Cucumber, Fly Agaric Mushroom, and Pepper

There's no short­age of phal­lic fruits and veg­eta­bles. Perhaps the most obvi­ous exam­ple is ubiq­ui­tous recog­ni­tion of the euphemistic egg­plant emo­ji. Unfortunately, the gro­cery store isn't the best place to…

Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure: another tongue-flicking suction vibe review! 11

November 16, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published November 16, 2019 · Last modified March 12, 2024

Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure: another tongue-flicking suction vibe review!

No oth­er sex toy has sent me on as much of an emo­tion­al roller-​​coaster as the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure. I have gone through every stage of Kombucha Girl.…

NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-flicking and clit-sucking vibrator review 13

October 30, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published October 30, 2019 · Last modified January 21, 2025

NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-flicking and clit-sucking vibrator review

One ques­tion fre­quent­ly asked of sex blog­gers is, “If you nev­er had sex with a part­ner again, what would you miss most?” I’d always answer, “Sex toys can’t self-​​wash.” The…

Fun Factory Volta review: pinpoint flickering "tongue" vibrator 14

October 4, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published October 4, 2019 · Last modified January 24, 2025

Fun Factory Volta review: pinpoint flickering "tongue" vibrator

The first five lines in my notes about the Fun Factory Volta read: I HAVE DIED Looks like it belongs in the Little Mermaid's "Les Poissons" chef scene I don't get it…

25+ Deep Penetration Dildos For A-Spotting and Cervix Massage 15

September 30, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published September 30, 2019 · Last modified April 20, 2025

25+ Deep Penetration Dildos For A-Spotting and Cervix Massage

Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cer­vi­cal orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep pen­e­tra­tion feel like potent hits of oxytocin —…

Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold Pulsating G-Spot Vibrator Review 16

September 28, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published September 28, 2019 · Last modified March 5, 2024

Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold Pulsating G-Spot Vibrator Review

The first time I used the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold inter­nal­ly, I laughed at how quick­ly I came. I was not expect­ing that! And against my cli­toris? Testing toys like…

SquarePegToys Blunt Plug review: squishy anal stretching plug 17

September 11, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published September 11, 2019 · Last modified July 5, 2023

SquarePegToys Blunt Plug review: squishy anal stretching plug

The SquarePegToys Blunt Plug is the ide­al sil­i­cone plug for warm­ing up to anal sex. Some plugs taper and slow­ly ramp up for open­ing from a cold start. Others have…

Oxballs Ergo Large (squishy butt plug used vaginally) and XS 18

September 7, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published September 7, 2019 · Last modified July 23, 2024

Oxballs Ergo Large (squishy butt plug used vaginally) and XS

About a year and a half ago, I learned the hard way what I didn't want in a vagi­nal plug. I just want­ed to be stuffed all day, not understanding…

Le Wand Chrome Point and Deux elegant clitoral vibrator reviews 19

September 6, 2019

 by Super Smash Cache · Published September 6, 2019 · Last modified July 5, 2023

Le Wand Chrome Point and Deux elegant clitoral vibrator reviews

"WHY ARE THESE VIBRATORS SO PHOTOGENIC?" I asked myself as I edit­ed pho­tos for this review. I can't pick a favorite pic­ture because they're all my favorite. Now I know…

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