Choosing the Best Anal Toys (for Beginner & Intermediate Play)
My vagina is size royalty, but my butt is a plug plebeian. Even if I hadn't mentioned that before in a review, you might have noticed my relative lack of…
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Lush Iris review: thrusting, gyrating, pressure wave rabbit by Blush
"What a fucking abomination!" I scrunched my nose the first time I saw a clit-sucking rabbit vibrator. First came the Womanizer Inside Out, then the Satisfyer Pro G Rabbit, then…
4 Countries Where Traveling With or Buying Sex Toys Is Illegal
SEX BLOGGING COMES WITH PERKS LIKE JACKING OFF FOR WORK, BUT DOWNSIDES LIKE TRAVEL LIMITATIONS. THE RIGHT TO BUY SEX TOYS IS ONE THAT I ADMITTEDLY TAKE FOR GRANTED. It's…
Selfdelve Veggie Dildo Reviews: Eggplant, Curved Cucumber, Fly Agaric Mushroom, and Pepper
There's no shortage of phallic fruits and vegetables. Perhaps the most obvious example is ubiquitous recognition of the euphemistic eggplant emoji. Unfortunately, the grocery store isn't the best place to…
Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure: another tongue-flicking suction vibe review!
No other sex toy has sent me on as much of an emotional roller-coaster as the Fantasy For Her Ultimate Pleasure. I have gone through every stage of Kombucha Girl.…
NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-flicking and clit-sucking vibrator review
One question frequently asked of sex bloggers is, “If you never had sex with a partner again, what would you miss most?” I’d always answer, “Sex toys can’t self-wash.” The…
Fun Factory Volta review: pinpoint flickering "tongue" vibrator
The first five lines in my notes about the Fun Factory Volta read: I HAVE DIED Looks like it belongs in the Little Mermaid's "Les Poissons" chef scene I don't get it…
25+ Deep Penetration Dildos For A-Spotting and Cervix Massage
Sex Toys That Target the Anterior and Posterior Fornices Discovering cervical orgasms changed my sex life. For myself, the orgasms from deep penetration feel like potent hits of oxytocin —…
Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold Pulsating G-Spot Vibrator Review
The first time I used the Cal Exotics Surf City Centerfold internally, I laughed at how quickly I came. I was not expecting that! And against my clitoris? Testing toys like…
SquarePegToys Blunt Plug review: squishy anal stretching plug
The SquarePegToys Blunt Plug is the ideal silicone plug for warming up to anal sex. Some plugs taper and slowly ramp up for opening from a cold start. Others have…
Oxballs Ergo Large (squishy butt plug used vaginally) and XS
About a year and a half ago, I learned the hard way what I didn't want in a vaginal plug. I just wanted to be stuffed all day, not understanding…
Le Wand Chrome Point and Deux elegant clitoral vibrator reviews
"WHY ARE THESE VIBRATORS SO PHOTOGENIC?" I asked myself as I edited photos for this review. I can't pick a favorite picture because they're all my favorite. Now I know…
