Feeling overwhelmed? Start here and savor some of my favorite posts.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
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Sex education
Body talk, health, how-to
- Soul-snatching sex toys for all your internal hot spots
- BS-free guide to cervical orgasms
- The most important key to closing the "orgasm gap"
- Mastering the G‑spot's mystique
- Exploring the A‑spot (anterior fornix erogenous zone)
- How to use XL dilators to prep for bigger toys
- Ways I've made my orgasms more intense — including cumming by breathing and clenching
I've also written guest posts for The Pelvic People's blog, Just the Tip:
Erotica
- Cum together while I clench my cunt — honestly, a time I unintentionally made someone cum hahahahahaha
Banter
Dating, relationships, and kink
- 7 Steamy Skills For Soft Dominant Dirty Talk
- 7 Hypnotic Dirty Talk Techniques for Dominance & Submission
- 5 PRINCIPLES OF FEMDOM AND MALE SUBMISSION
- My pillow princess manifesto
- Are creampies a kink? Why are they so hot?
- Realistic-tasting fake semen recipe
- I'm a woman with a high libido. Is it nature or is it nurture?
- EVEN MORE truths about dating as a sex industry professional (UNABRIDGED)
- 4 shitty dating advice marketing ploys I’m so sick of seeing
Buyer guides
The latest and greatest posts
- Browse my most recent sex toy shopping guides
- My latest favorite sex toys
- Latest top budget picks
The boutique sexperience
- Sex toys for every star sign & pleasure persona: a gift guide
- Sensual body care: my favorite lubes & more
- Why cheap sex toys are awful for you
- Characteristics of the best sex toy shops
- 13+ unique sex toys for the collector who has everything — TBH legacy content, but it's still fun to look back on unique creations from past years
Dildos
- 5 reasons I adore Uberrime dildos
- Rating realistic & sliding skin dildos
- 9 wearable silicone vaginal plugs, compared
- Top dildos for A‑spot and cervix stimulation
- Mega-guide to fisting and huge dildos
- 4 silicone double dildos, compared
- Best stainless steel dildos, ranked
- Types of dildo bases — and 6 things you could do with them
Vibrators
- Best rechargeable wand vibrator comparison
- A‑spot vibrators for deep penetration, ranked!
- Self-thrusting sex toys vs. my gorilla grip coochie: a comparison of contraptions
- 20+ best air pulse pressure wave vibrators, ranked and compared!
- Magic Wand Original vs. Rechargeable vs. Plus vs. Mini review & comparison
- Best bullet vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!
- Rose sex toy guide: air pulses, colors, variants, plugs, and more!
Everything else
Dildos I adore
- njoy Eleven
- Uberrime Maxime
- Jimmyjane Dillenia Gama
- Dee's Big Daddy Dante
- b‑Vibe Slipskin Girthy 9"
- Uberrime Aptus
- Uberrime Night King
- Dee's Big Daddy Dallas
- L'Acier Capo
- Luscious Playthings XL glass dildo
- L'Acier Reverb
- Uberrime Anurian
- njoy Pure Wand
- NS Novelties G‑Spot Glow Wand
- Tantus Bishop XL Super Soft
- NS Novelties Colours DP Pleasures
- SelfDelve Aubergine / Eggplant
- SelfDelve Corn on the Cob
Non-vibrating external toys
- Uncover Creations Tentacle grinder
- Pelle Whim — harder to find nowadays, but it was revolutionary for its time
Powered toys I love
(Vibrators, thrusters, oscillators, and more!)
- Crave Duet Classic compact clitoral vibrator
- Velvet Thruster Prime
- Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen
- We-Vibe Wand 2
- Magic Wand Rechargeable & Plus
- Playboy Ring My Bell Clit-Thumper
- Doxy Die Cast — temporarily out of stock under new ownership
- BMS Factory Swan Wand Classic
- BMS Swan Maximum Bullet
- Je Joue Duet & Amour Bullets
- Cal Exotics Empowered Queen clit sucker
- Dame Products Com
- Lovense Osci 2
- Lovense Domi 2
- Je Joue G‑Kii
- Zumio I and E oscillator
- California Dreaming Santa Cruz Coaster
It's alright, I guess...
I'm not going to make money off of the posts linked below, buuuuuut they're there so you can get a feel for what I'm like when annoyed by a toy.