Sultry Body Care: My Favorite Lube, Massage, CBD, Pheromones & More!
Pairing potions and lotions with your gadgets and gizmos galore Whether you're drizzling on dildos or lapping lube off a partner, you deserve to know…
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3 Rumbly Blowjob Vibrators For Fantastic Fellatio: Manta, Vim & Bond Review
Upgrade your blowjobs with vivacious vibration, via Vim, Manta, and Bond! Of course, the options go beyond this post, since you can: However, vibrating massagers for penises…
Best Thrusting Dildos vs. Gorilla Grip Coochie: 21 Ranked
This cunt consumes colossal can-sized cocks and cracks fingers. The latter ability is a hazard at times — my walls crush thrusting toys like a…
Mastering the G-Spot's Mystique (To Unlock More Elation!)
MORE NUANCED WAYS TO UNDERSTAND (AND HAVE FUN WITH) THE G‑SPOT A dildo tilted just right can be starry-eye-inducing — and finger flexing goes a…
19 Remote Control Panty Vibrators, Compared & Ranked!
Remote control wearable vibrators uniquely play with thrill, anticipation, and surprise — at least, on paper. In practice, only a few are small but actually…
Best Bullet Vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!
Browse the bold bullets that shake up my pleasure pathways. “Does it get me off?” isn’t the metric here — instead, we’re gauging, “Can the…
Rose Sex Toy Guide: Air Pulses, Colors, Variants, Plugs, and More!
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it a candidate for gifts on…
Velvet Thruster Prime Self-Thrusting Dildo Comparison: A Detailed Guide & Ranking!
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling and starry-eyed — explore the…
Rabbit Vibrator Trends: Air Pulse Dual Stimulators & More
My spirit slightly sinks whenever I see that damn U‑shaped Bellesa Airvibe promoted on Instagram. It's not going to fit my anatomy — I can…
Top 9 Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L'Acier, Le Wand)
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal…
Rideable Humping Vibrator Review: Liberator Wanda & VibePad 2
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I…
13+ Unique Sex Toys for the Collector Who Has Everything
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough.…