by Super Smash Cache · Published October 7, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Rabbit vibrators are a blursed sex toy category — a simultaneous blessing and curse. Their emphasis on clitoral stimulation, on paper, symbolized the ultimate blended orgasm. In practice, they’re often…
by Super Smash Cache · Published September 17, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Remember that G‑spotty Velvet Thruster dildo attachment I helped design in 2019? (Of course, you do; there’s an old picture of me and my ass on the packaging.) Blush Novelties…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 10, 2022 · Last modified May 22, 2025
Fun Factory makes stellar vibrators and pulsators, but I’ve cum more on some than others. To celebrate their 26th birthday, let’s take a walk down memory lane. Here are the…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 25, 2022 · Last modified March 11, 2024
The LELO Elise 2 vibrator reminds me of a more idyllic time for LELO — before the likes of the dick tux. In the early 2010s, their focus was revamping vibes…
by Super Smash Cache · Published June 21, 2022 · Last modified October 1, 2024
I ordered underwear that reads, “This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care.” That’s how much I love stainless steel sex toys. "L'acier" means…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 8, 2022 · Last modified July 17, 2024
Disappointment set at the moment I inserted the Snail Vibe. It’s like getting a hotel room for a hookup and quickly realizing that your partner will probably not get you off.…
by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo, and extension sleeve. This finger vibrator blends seamlessly into partner…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 21, 2021 · Last modified August 14, 2023
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2021 · Last modified September 15, 2024
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun Factory Tiger G5’s signature, basslike purr against my internal clitoris…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 4, 2021 · Last modified January 25, 2025
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So I tried the Bodywand Midnight plug-in massager. While it was…