by Super Smash Cache · Published May 2, 2022 · Last modified July 28, 2024
I got excited when I first heard of the Bombex Butterfly vibrator. “Is it named after the silkmoth genus Bombyx?!” Unfortunately, Bombex’s affiliate representative didn’t comment on that part of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
The FemmeFunn Dioni is a rumbly vibrator that entirely envelops your finger — a hybrid between a finger bullet, dildo, and extension sleeve. This finger vibrator blends seamlessly into partner…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 30, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
2016 called. It wants its Millennial Pink, rose gold, and commercialized wellness girlbossification self-love back. I personify VUSH vibrators as some basic-bitch Millennial drinking celery juice, sporting thick eyebrows gradient-filled and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 21, 2021 · Last modified August 14, 2023
The Love Hamma’s marketing missed an opportunity. Where are the “get nailed” jokes? Perhaps the copywriters knew that the hammer-shaped vibrator spoke for itself. It’s possibly the silliest sex toy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 25, 2021 · Last modified September 15, 2024
Welcome to another review where I wish I could just leave it at "AAAAAA." It’s hard to top the Fun Factory Tiger G5’s signature, basslike purr against my internal clitoris…
by Super Smash Cache · Published August 4, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
You never forget your first! Back in 2016, wand vibrators were still mystical to me. I was equal parts: So I tried the Bodywand Midnight plug-in massager. While it was…
by Super Smash Cache · Published July 8, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
A short summary of my thoughts on the Sway: !!!!!! ljglfjgldfgjldfg hhhnnngggggg AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And the Lora DiCarlo Sway has been my default "go-to" vibrator in my review pile. What does…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 28, 2021 · Last modified July 19, 2024
BIG NEWS: I've found The One. No, I'm not getting married, but I'm just as star-crossed to have discovered my rabbit vibrator soulmate. The Santa Cruz Coaster thrusting dual stimulator fits…
by Super Smash Cache · Published April 7, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
One of these California Exotics Slay mini-vibes gave me 27 orgasms in one session — but the other two belong in the trash. "I can't tell if the COVID vaccine…
by Super Smash Cache · Published March 28, 2021 · Last modified July 28, 2024
This toy sounds like a dream on paper, with a pulsing, penetrative portion and an external pressure wave motor — why wouldn't you want more, more, moar, MOAR, MOAR sensation?…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 25, 2021 · Last modified September 18, 2023
Rumbly vibrators splash when dipped in water. Run-of-the-mill buzzy ones make tiny ripples — and the Doc Johnson iVibe Select iRing hardly does even that. Ants would get bored surfing on…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 19, 2021 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Hot Octopuss's vibrations are rumbly AF across the board, and now you can — at last — find them in a luxuriously squishy G‑spot vibrator. Their focus was first on…