AW HELL NO: LELO Sona 2 Cruise & Soraya Wave reviews
I need to purge my editorial calendar of this shit, okay? The LELO Sona 2 and Sona 2 Cruise have been sitting the review queue for months. It’s not even that I don’t enjoy them, but I must warn...
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Romp Flip & Blush Nöje W4 rechargeable mini-wand reviews
If you’ve ever felt like wands had too much drab and not enough fab, you’ll want to read today’s review. The ROMP Flip and Blush Nöje W4 are both compact and rechargeable mini-wand massagers with vibrant color schemes —...
Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo Lux review: penis vibrator for couples
Hot Octopuss knows their rumbly motors from powerful bullets to oscillating guybrators penis masturbators. Perhaps their fanciest creation is the Pulse Duo Lux, a couples’ vibrator that claims to do it all. I’m in the “any toy can be...
Le Wand Contour vs. njoy Eleven (Comparison & Review)
You don’t fuck with perfection. Why did Le Wand try to do that again? My single favorite dildo is the njoy Eleven. Beyond its sexy exterior and lethal construction, there’s a reason it’s in my avatar. Simply, the njoy...
Giveaway: Xcitme Sym-B Sensual Collection 3-in-1 Vibrator Kit
This month, Super Smash Cache is giving away THREE Xcitme Sym-B Sensual Collection vibrator kits. If you haven’t read my review, the main thing to know is that the highly versatile set includes a vibe handle (and charger) with...
5 Characteristics of the Best Sex Shops
I’ve worked with many great sex shops over the years, and many shitty ones. It’s no mystery: the retailers I link to over and over again are the ones who give back to their workers, shoppers, and community. Find...
Mr. Hankey’s Toys Topher Michels Medium review: soft but HUGE silicone dildo
Despite its average-sounding name, Mr. Hankey’s Topher Michels medium dildo is anything but that. Don’t be fooled: with a 2.68″ diameter near the shaft, this dildo looks gargantuan next to my other “realistic” toys. I put “realistic” in...
Uberrime Praesto, Tantus Sport, & Silc Arts Renaissance dildo reviews
Today, I’m reviewing three basic but be-a-Uu-tiful G-spot dildos! In this fast-blast round-up, there’s a little something-something old (the Tantus Sport), something new (the Silc Arts Renaissance), nothing borrowed (I wouldn’t be comfortable with that), and something blue (the...
Zeus Arcana Electrosex wand massager review: vibrations AND electrokink
Today’s review is a blast from the past, featuring the Zeus Arcana electrosex wand. It delivers electrical shocks and vibration in one self-contained unit. That might sound futuristic to some. Still, this massager comes from an era where wavy...
10 Things I Used For Strap-On Play: Temptasia Underwear Harness, Avant P3 / D15, & more!
“Wow, you’re really good at that,” my boyfriend said after I pegged him for the first time. “Maybe it’s because I’m using a nice [strap-on] harness for the job.” “Or maybe you’re just good at it!” I had pegged...
How to Get More Comfortable With Anal Sex
All bodies have holes with sensitive nerve endings, and they have things to put into holes. Sometimes it feels good, and some holes take more preparation than others do. Such is the case with anal play, where concerns like...
Silc Arts Sparrow Large bird-shaped artisan dildo review
I own plenty of pretty phalluses, but not all can pass off as art pieces. The Sparrow by Silc Arts is a non-representational dildo that certainly could. “Silicone sculpture” isn’t merely a euphemism here. As the shop’s name would...
