If you’ve sought an affordable alternative to the We-Vibe Tango, you’ve probably heard of the under-$50 Ultra Bullet by FemmeFunn. It’s one of the best mini-vibes you can get, and for a substantially lower price than the Tango. FemmeFunn’s newer...
My boyfriend and I are no strangers to date nights in. After all, it was during our first date that he chopped off the tip of his pinky trying to catch a knife while cooking. The irony is that he...
Finding a partner takes awareness of what you like, trial and error, and the right timing. It’s very similar with sex toys, despite their apparent permanence. Your vibrator will never ignore your texts, after all. But the much more complex reality...
If you think the sex toy market is saturated, I have three words for you: dual-density butt plugs. There aren’t that many out there, let alone dual-density vibrating butt plugs. This lack seems like such a disservice when Millennials are known for...
I’m so lazy in bed that I don’t even take my pants off to use clit vibes. My spoiled disposition means I’m down for anything that does most of the work for me. For penetration, the Velvet Thruster does precisely that....
If you don’t have the freedom to display a metric fuckton of sex toys, could you say you’re living life to the fullest? Upon moving into an apartment with my boyfriend, it’s the first time in YEARS that I’ve had...
When I moved to a new state, one of the first things I did was check out a nearby sex shop. There, my boyfriend and I found a Picobong Remoji Lifeguard cock ring on clearance for $20 (regular price: $100), and...
So many things about the B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 make me say “yaaaasss.” Its designers especially know what they’re doing, making it comfortable and pleasurable. I previously wrote that the njoy Pure Plug large is soooo goooood that it’s the reason...
“I just had dinner with Epiphora, Girly Juice, and The Notice last night!!!!” I texted a friend. “WHAT THE FUCK,” she responded. “WAS EPIPHORA JUST AS ADORABLE IN PERSON?!” “UH YES she’s so down-to-earth and endearingly dorky.” My past self...
The Womanizer’s unique pulsations have forcibly extracted orgasms from the many who have used it. Instead of vibrating, the Womanizer applies pressure by encircling the user’s clitoris and rapidly alternating between sucking and blowing. Basically, it makes air in the...
“Health care gadgets,” read the customs label when I ordered my first dildos. $16 for two, shipped from China, paid with a Visa gift card I loaded up because I was too young to have a credit card. Imagine the...
The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I’d clutch it hissing, “PRECIOUS” if anyone tried to take it. Because, if you love...
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