Review: Valm Ultra Realistic Triple-Density Dildos
I'm already hot and bothered again, feeling up this cock. Its realistic head yields between my thumb and forefinger — a...
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Huge, Heavy, Heavenly: An XL Glass Dildo for Size Queens, et al.
It's like an “ORGASM NOW” lever when I tilt this thick glass dildo against my front wall. Intensity-wise, Luscious Playthings’...
Dee's Big Daddies Diedrich & Duncan XXL Dildo Review
FROM FERAL TO DOCILE AND BACK TO FERAL AGAIN (AND AGAIN). If you want to be stuffed to the brim,...
Ranking the Most Realistic & Sliding Skin Dildos: RealCock, Jock, Valm & More
Giving you the real talk on ultra-realistic cocks. If you're looking for a dildo that mimics flesh and blood, complete...
9 Silicone Pussy Plugs, Compared: G Squeeze, Sensi & MORE
"Dude, I'm so fucking horny I came like instantly upon slipping in a pussy plug," I texted my friend. Ever...
KinkyPop Toys Thexomite Dildo Review: thick, INTENSE textures!
This imposing monstrosity is ready to raid your cave. Thexomite's "small" size, standing 7.5" tall and 2.25" wide, is amply armored...
Solina Mega Dildos Review: Dual-Density HYPER-REALISM!
I've been dreaming of the Solina Mega cock line: hyper-realistic dual-density dildos with delicious squish, gradient-painted tips, and verdant veins...
Uberrime Maxime vs. Vixskin Johnny Review: Girthy Realism
SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BLUE Uberrime's Maxime dickmatizes me into an alternate state, Googling “visions during intimacy” shortly after...
Corn Dildo Comparison: SquarePegToys vs. SelfDelve
Get ready to be husked and thrust into ecstasy. This corn will butter you up and make you cream faster...