Best Bullet Vibrators: Tango X vs. Swan Maximum, Je Joue, and More!
Browse the bold bullets that shake up my pleasure pathways. “Does it get me off?” isn’t the metric here —...
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These reviews are for body-safe sex toys that a.) I really like a lot and think you'd get a lot of bang for your buck OR b.) are solid body-safe and budget-friendly basics that I think are a good place to start. Occasionally, I'll announce sex toy sales here, too!
Mystique Venus Vibe Review: Rabbit With Flower Petals
Calling clitoral texture fiends! The Mystique Venus Vibe’s flowering bud and branching “stem” are juuust the right softness to press...
Y2K Rainbows: An Iridescent Glass Plug & Curved Pastel Dildo
This gleaming glass dildo turned my friend on to harder massagers for years to come. And equally aesthetically alluring is this...
Review: Biting Lips & Vibrating Tongue Oral Sex Simulator From Bestvibe
I’m shocked at how quickly this little oral sex simulator made me cum. Even with the buzzy tongue vibrations, the lips’...
Rose Sex Toy Guide: Air Pulses, Colors, Variants, Plugs, and More!
The elegantly discreet Rose sex toy is here to stay. “Roses are a pervasive symbol of love. That makes it...
Review: Dorcel Double Do & Tantus Hook long dildos
My deepest erogenous zones are so happy. These long dildos (18” and 10”) make me want to text a partner,...
Pixies Exciter & Pretty Little Wands Review: beginner G-spot and A-spot vibrators!
Cottagecore + bimbofication = cottagewhore vibes for your fantasy woodland wench. If the rose sex toy is any indication, cuteness...
Review: Tantus Hookah & Duchess dual-density dildo
Tantus’s recent renaissance feels surreal to me — fitting of the three years since the COVID pandemic started. The company...
Review: Anal Adventures Matrix & b-Vibe Vibrating Jewels plugs
“it's only sodomy if it's from the sodom and gomorrah region of mesopotamia, otherwise it's just sparkling butt stuff” @madeofmistak3...