BMS PalmPower vs. Cal Ex Couture POWERFUL Mini-Wands!
PETITE. POWERFUL. INSERTABLE PERVERTABLE? I see you, California Exotics; you're keeping tabs on the competition and releasing your renditions of...
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These reviews are for body-safe sex toys that a.) I really like a lot and think you'd get a lot of bang for your buck OR b.) are solid body-safe and budget-friendly basics that I think are a good place to start. Occasionally, I'll announce sex toy sales here, too!
11 Ways Glass Dildos Changed My Sex Life
Potentially unpopular opinion: glass dildos make great first sex toys. At the least, they did for me. Here are 11 reasons why...
YoYoLemon Licking Pussy Pump vs. Her Ultimate Pleasure vs. Cal Ex
It's been half a decade since Pipedream's Her Ultimate Pleasure went viral — and for good reason. The sucking, licking,...
Voila Little Goo Review: POWERFUL Dinosaur Suction Toy
Hands down the best budget clitoral air pulse toy I’ve tried yet Little Goo, the Suck-a-Saurus rex by Boutique Voila:...
YoYoLemon vs. Satisfyer Yummy Sunshine vs. Fun Factory Tiger
I’m always excited to see another affordable A‑spotty vibrator in Toyland, made for deep penetration. YoYoLemon’s ribbed model looks familiar...
Review: Playboy Ring My Bell Clit-Thumping & Shallowing Vibrator
It’s about damn time that thuddy thumping toys received the recognition they deserve. Experience clitoris-rocking rumble — without breaking the bank....
Uberrime Damn Alien Review: Beaded G-Spot Massager
“Why wear one string [of pearls] when you can wear two?” – Coco Chanel As my pussy wrapped the plethora of...
Review: Pelle Orange Slice & Gummy Worm Grinding Toys
Soft candy-inspired cushions for pushin’ It was a statistical inevitability: squishy silicone grinding toys inspired by gummy candy. Meet Pelle...
Karma Lilac Unihorn Review: Unicorn Vibrator With Pulsing & Tapping
Feel this Unihorn’s cutie patootie snoot booping at 4 pulses per second — and its boot(y)’s buzzing. The face end...