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3 ways I’ve changed since starting my blog (sex blogging superhero, but not sexpert)

Let me re-introduce myself: I’m Cy of Super Smash Cache. My blog’s #56 rank on Kinkly’s Sex Blogging Superheroes of 2016 list seemed to pop out of nowhere when I was already starting to take a break. Despite the 1-year hiatus, I haven’t stopped learning about sex (or sex blogging), and I don’t think I ever will....

Bswish Bwild Deluxe Bunny review: why I don’t like rabbit vibrators

Every time I hear the question, “Have you tried The Rabbit Vibrator?” a tiny part of me eyerolls. A bigger part of me thinks, “Hey, be nice. Just explain why it’s not your thing.” For one, when people say, “THE Rabbit,” they’re usually talking about the one infamously featured on Sex and the City. It uses porous...

Outlaw stands almost as tall as a Pringles can

Vixen Creations VixSkin Outlaw review: huge, realistic silicone dildo

It’s no mystery that I love VixSkin. My rave review of Vixen Creations’ VixSkin Johnny is the most popular post on my blog. The firm inner core and squishy silicone outer layer not only make it incredibly realistic but also gentle and body-safe. Sizing up and making the straight-shafted, 2″ thick Outlaw dildo my next...

Elust #84: find other rad sex bloggers!

Welcome to Elust #84 – The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. This Month’s Top Three Posts Lightweight About Those “Apple Thighs” Why the Hell Haven’t I Rebelled Yet?...

Erotica: Stoned Birthday Sex

I tried to be prudent this time: just two tiny, half-assed hits from a glass pipe. My partner insisted I take another hit because he didn’t think I inhaled anything. Cannabis affects me disproportionately. Two hits and I’m practically useless, immobilized, and terrified that I’ll spontaneously have an orgasm if I’m in public… or terrified of...

Review: Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion pulsator

The Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion is the only Stronic pulsator I’ve tried whose shape works for me.  It’s one of four Stronic pulsators: self-thrusting toys that feature a linear back-and-forth magnetic weight to simulate in-and-out penetration, almost hands-free. Rest it against a pillow or on your hand, and it’s a self-contained mini fucking machine. The...

The real difference in sensitivity between circumcised and uncut penises

This week, a new and poorly interpreted study by Bossio et al. about the sensitivity of circumcised vs. intact penises has been circulating and, once again, people are falling for the clickbait debate about foreskin without actually reading the study. What headlines say: “Study Suggests Getting Circumcised Doesn’t Make Your Wiener Less Sensitive After All” What the study...

BMS Factory Swan Wand review: big, rechargeable vibrator

I often recommend the BMS Factory Swan Wand when asked for recommendations for a powerful rechargeable vibrator. It not only boasts Hitachi-level earthquake power, but also two different sized ends with an independently controlled motor. One end is 2″ thick for broad external stimulation or girthy G-spot pressure and one 1.5″ thick. It is decidedly not for the...

Je Joue Uma review: rumbly mid-sized vibrator

The Je Joue Uma has many hallmarks of a versatile toy. It has a bulging, gentle curve that can hit internal erogenous zones but won’t snag on my pubic bone. At 1 3/8″, it’s filling but comfortable for everyday use. It has range and rumble: 6 speeds and 6 patterns, including that elusive low-frequency purr....

15 Best Sex Toys on a Budget

Finding an effective sex toy on a budget (for purposes of this article, under $50) is possible, but it’s hard to meet the crossroads between a toy that suits a lot of people and performs its specific task very well (and, of course, made of body-safe materials that won’t make the user sick). Awesome and affordable sex toys Budget-friendly...

Bodywand Midnight review: powerful wand vibrator with dial control

Update: This review was written more than three years ago. This toy has very similar vibrations to the Hitachi Magic Wand Original: acceptable, but I’m not in love. Find out why in my update. Wand-style vibrators are designed for power. While I was curious about them, there was an off-chance that maybe power just wasn’t for me....

6 reasons why “vibrator addiction” is BULLSHIT

Even the most supportive friends can have misconceptions. “I don’t know how you still have sensitivity,” I often hear when I talk about my We-Vibe Tango. “Don’t vibrators numb you? I mean, a man can’t compete with that.” My short answer is, “No, vibrators don’t numb you.” My long answer is, “Not necessarily, but technique matters. People’s tastes...