by Super Smash Cache · Published March 6, 2023 · Last modified November 3, 2023
Mounted, hands-free, rideable vibrators for the straddler who loves riding face. Over the years, people have found my blog by Googling the following terms: I hope they weren’t too sorely…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 14, 2023 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Because self-love is about so much more than sex toys. On Valentine's Day of 2023, I continued my "tradition" of giving away an everlasting rose, courtesy of Spectrum Boutique — and…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 13, 2023 · Last modified August 9, 2023
Broad wand vibrators can be held against a cheek for next-level blowjobs. Firm, pinpoint oscillators can be held between the tongue and clit for next-level cunnilingus. Try that with any…
by Super Smash Cache · Published February 2, 2023 · Last modified October 10, 2023
In March of 2022, Fun Factory USA interviewed me for their blog post, "6 Truths about Dating Sex Industry Pros." I — along with four other sexuality professionals — spilled…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 28, 2023 · Last modified April 3, 2024
I've tried over 350 sex toys, and yet, I still find wonder in Toyland. So many visuals can be made phallic if you're creative enough. And with the evolution of…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 24, 2023 · Last modified July 5, 2023
“His pants don’t come off until I orgasm,” I say in my Pillow Princess paradigm. Sometimes, though, he cums while his pants are still on, too. Sometimes, we both finish…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 12, 2023 · Last modified July 30, 2023
Dear Viben Fierce wand, You had so much potential, but that’s a mere mirage when faced with a fatal flaw. The orange flags were there all along. I was unsure…
by Super Smash Cache · Published January 5, 2023 · Last modified March 11, 2024
We’re going MAGICALLY MAXIMALIST and FULL FRILLS with these Uberrime dildos. As always, expect magic and mythos from Uberrime dildos — there’s culture to the chaos. Let’s explore sex toy…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 11, 2022 · Last modified December 5, 2023
Here's how Velvet Thruster and I celebrated Christmas 2022. We gifted sex toys (girthy goodies for the maybe not-so-good) sex-positive merch, and plenty of Clitmas spirit to two lucky readers,…
by Super Smash Cache · Published December 7, 2022 · Last modified April 29, 2024
I feel like a fucking athlete after using a dildo thicker than a soda can from a cold start. The Uberrime Anurian looks flashy AF next to beverage containers in…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 22, 2022 · Last modified April 4, 2024
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to…
by Super Smash Cache · Published November 20, 2022 · Last modified July 5, 2023
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I…
