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B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 large weighted silicone butt plug review

So many things about the B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 make me say “yaaaasss.” Its designers especially know what they’re doing, making it comfortable and pleasurable. I previously wrote that the njoy Pure Plug large is soooo goooood that it’s the reason...

Uberrime Night King review: long fantasy dildo

The Uberrime Night King dildo feels like it was made just for me. I have all but died and come back to earth from heaven. I’d clutch it hissing, “PRECIOUS” if anyone tried to take it. Because, if you love...

njoy Pure Plug Large stainless steel plug review

The njoy Pure Plug Large’s perfection is the reason I seldom do butt plug reviews. Until I try another plug that’s genuinely and amazingly unique, the Pure Plug is on its own tier. Worthy of being buried with me when...

Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira / Luxe Mio review

The Temptasia Elvira is one of the best body-safe dildos under $25. Its silicone is buttery-smooth with very little drag, it’s girthy, and the coronal ridge is well-defined.  The design is in many ways minimal, but enough to stimulate my...