BestVibe Phoenix Self-Thrusting Monster Dildo Review
Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble. Get in there! (Yeah, yeah!) I was not expecting the BestVibe Phoenix to move the way it did. Self-thrusting? Yes. A big, beautiful,…
Category: Insertable Vibrators
Mystique Venus Vibe Review: Rabbit With Flower Petals
Calling clitoral texture fiends! The Mystique Venus Vibe’s flowering bud and branching “stem” are juuust the right softness to press up on my clitoris with every thrust — deliciously delicate…
Velvet Thruster Prime Self-Thrusting Dildo Comparison: A Detailed Guide & Ranking!
The Velvet Thruster Prime seriously feels like an instant dopamine dispenser. And many of its modular attachments leave me drooling and starry-eyed — explore the options galore for your cave's…
Velvet Thruster Prime Edward Self-Thrusting Dildo Review + 5 Reasons to Love It!
Could it be?! Perfection in sex toy form? A longer, curved Velvet Thruster handheld fucking machine, explicitly built for deep penetration and effortless cervical orgasms? My warm pussy clenches in…
Top 9 Stainless Steel Dildos, Ranked (njoy, L'Acier, Le Wand)
The intensity of metal dildos is hard to top — to the point where sex geeks have called them “missiles” or “snipers” for the internal erogenous zones. They're marvels of…
Pixies Exciter & Pretty Little Wands Review: beginner G-spot and A-spot vibrators!
Cottagecore + bimbofication = cottagewhore vibes for your fantasy woodland wench. If the rose sex toy is any indication, cuteness and affordability go a long way for beginner buyers. The…
Lovense Gravity vs. Velvet Thruster Teddy comparison
Controlling a partner's orgasms by fucking them from afar isn't just a thing of the future. That teledildonic technology is available now — in the form of self-thrusting dildos with…
L'Acier Reverb review: steel vibrator for hands-free orgasm
“Oh, my Goddddd. What is happening? Fuuuuck, how is it doing that?” I thought, cumming not too long after inserting the L’Acier Reverb stainless steel dildo. I wasn’t thrusting it.…
Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom review: remote control egg vibrator
Pink Punch Planet promises an otherworldly experience — and their Sunset Mushroom remote control vibrator delivers retro-futuristic immersion in a small package. Aesthetics weren’t always notable to me when shopping…
Top 7 La Boutique Voila Sex Toys, Ranked!
Meet The Thruster's younger sibling, La Boutique Voila. While Velvet Thrusters focus on luxury handheld fucking machines, Voila is all about the silly shapes and kooky contraptions, from aliens to…
Review: Uberrime Aptus 8.5” realistic dildo & Fun Factory Big Boss vibrator
Two top-tier, above-average classic must-haves for dildo devotees with a penchant for profound penetration I go flamingly feral around ovulation time and want to get DICKED. For days when I…
Je Joue G-Kii ULTIMATE G-SPOT VIBRATOR REVIEW
“You sound like you’re getting stabbed,” a friend replied when I sent him a voice recording of me using the Je Joue G‑Kii. Another said, “If I didn’t already know…