Category: Giveaways

THROWBACK: 5 First Sex Toys, 10 Years Later! 1

June 18, 2023

THROWBACK: 5 First Sex Toys, 10 Years Later!

400 SEX TOYS! TEN YEARS! It's been a decade since I started collecting sex toys — and five years since I made my blog into a business! Can you believe…

SELF-LOVE SPOTLIGHT: The Selfish Sensualist 2

February 14, 2023

SELF-LOVE SPOTLIGHT: The Selfish Sensualist

Because self-love is about so much more than sex toys. On Valentine's Day of 2023, I continued my "tradition" of giving away an everlasting rose, courtesy of Spectrum Boutique — and…

CLITMAS SPOTLIGHT: XL Sammie Prime thruster, clitoris ornaments, and more! 3

December 11, 2022

CLITMAS SPOTLIGHT: XL Sammie Prime thruster, clitoris ornaments, and more!

Here's how Velvet Thruster and I celebrated Christmas 2022. We gifted sex toys (girthy goodies for the maybe not-so-good) sex-positive merch, and plenty of Clitmas spirit to two lucky readers,…

11 VIOLENTLY PATRIOTIC America-Themed Sex & Kink Toys 4

May 20, 2022

11 VIOLENTLY PATRIOTIC America-Themed Sex & Kink Toys

I only use Facebook for three things nowadays: event pages, Weirdly Specific Playlists, and the "Oh wow, that is VIOLENTLY American" meme tag group. That last vibe was what I…

MAKER SPOTLIGHT: Uberrime Night King, Sensi, & Baroba UV silicone dildos 5

November 3, 2021

MAKER SPOTLIGHT: Uberrime Night King, Sensi, & Baroba UV silicone dildos

Spooky Day is over, but Nonstop November was just beginning. I celebrated with THREE beautifully marbled dildos from Uberrime and sent one of each unique UV glow dildo to a…

NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-flicking and clit-sucking vibrator review 6

October 30, 2019

NU Sensuelle Trinitii XLR8 tongue-flicking and clit-sucking vibrator review

One question frequently asked of sex bloggers is, “If you never had sex with a partner again, what would you miss most?” I’d always answer, “Sex toys can’t self-wash.” The…

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