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Review: 321 (Blast Off) & Seahorse slender S-curve dildos 1

Review: 321 (Blast Off) & Seahorse slender S‑curve dildos

Looking for your G‑spot or A‑spot? Exploring your cer­vi­cal for­nices and deep spot for the first time? The 321 (Blast Off) and Seahorse acrylic dil­dos by Lovey Productions are per­fect for…

Review: Cute Little Fuckers Trinity vibrating alien dildo 6

Review: Cute Little Fuckers Trinity vibrating alien dildo

Meet Trinity, an ADORABLE cloud crea­ture who loves hug­ging, danc­ing, and cave explor­ing. The Trinity vibrat­ing dil­do is one of three new sex toys from Cute Little Fuckers. Their line features…

We-Vibe Rave Review: a rumbly G-spot & A-spot vibrator! 13

We-Vibe Rave Review: a rumbly G‑spot & A‑spot vibrator!

The We-Vibe Rave is the only G‑spot vibra­tor I’d buy if I had to restart my col­lec­tion from noth­ing — even after own­ing over $10,000 of sex toys. There, I…

Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler vibrators 21

Review: Svakom Nymph, Ella, and Tyler vibrators

“Svakom is what hap­pens when you bat­ter, over-salt, and deep-fry some­thing that’s sup­posed to be fan­cy.” “Really?” I respond­ed to my review­er friend. “I thought of it as the reverse: cheap…

The 4 Commandments For Size Queens With Vaginas 22

The 4 Commandments For Size Queens With Vaginas

“Let’s just say she’s ‘open’ to new things,” some­one com­ment­ed on a viral video of my sex toy col­lec­tion. Big dil­dos are among the most polar­iz­ing and stig­ma­tized toys for…

Review: Lora DiCarlo Osé 2 CES Award-Winning Robotic Massager 24

Review: Lora DiCarlo Osé 2 CES Award-Winning Robotic Massager

I’m wait­ing for the immi­nent Netflix orig­i­nal doc­u­men­tary about the Lora DiCarlo Osé. Nobody’s announced any plans for such a fea­ture, but I fig­ure it’s only a mat­ter of time,…

Review: Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit & G-Spot Stroker 29

Review: Happy Rabbit Curve Thrusting Rabbit & G‑Spot Stroker

There’s a self-thrusting rab­bit vibra­tor that sat­is­fies my inter­nal and exter­nal cli­toris simul­ta­ne­ous­ly — hands-free. I did­n’t imag­ine this day (nor myself) com­ing so soon with the Lovehoney Happy Rabbit…

4-Inch Clitoris: a homology to penises in pleasure 31

4‑Inch Clitoris: a homology to penises in pleasure

How often have you heard the bull­shit that female anato­my is con­fus­ing? Or worse, that male orgasms are a giv­en, while female orgasms are dis­tant and oth­er­world­ly? I’m here to…

What’s the Difference Between Dildos & Vibrators? 35

What’s the Difference Between Dildos & Vibrators?

How to Pick What Best Suits Your Needs WRITTEN BY SUPER SMASH CACHE / ILLUSTRATIONS BY SARAH WILLIAMSON If you’re over­whelmed by a plea­sure boutique’s gad­gets and giz­mos, you’re not alone. Let’s start…

6 Reasons Chastity Cock Cages Can Be Hot 42

6 Reasons Chastity Cock Cages Can Be Hot

Chastity play and cock cages may seem bru­tal and oth­er­world­ly to the vanil­las. “Do peo­ple ACTUALLY get turned on by that?” one might think. But the kink is more com­mon than…

7 Factors in Picking the Right Menstrual Cup 44

7 Factors in Picking the Right Menstrual Cup

Before I tried a men­stru­al cup, I bled all over my bed every month. Pads and tam­pons con­sis­tent­ly failed to con­tain my heavy flow. Fuck that shit. Menstrual cups have been an absolute…

Review: Fun Factory Bouncer, B-Balls, and LuzArte Bubbles 47

Review: Fun Factory Bouncer, B‑Balls, and LuzArte Bubbles

Run up the stairs. Hula-hoop. Belly dance. Hop in place. We’re explor­ing toys with bumps and beads and inter­nal balls that move with your body for hands-free, battery-free sen­sa­tion. First up,…