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California Exotics Embrace G Wand review: triple motor rechargeable vibrator

The versatility covers all bases for me. It’s delicious for quickies and long sessions alike. It’s like when you’re relishing a meal and move from appetizer to main course to dessert and think, “Damn, any one of those dishes would have hit the spot on its own, but the meal is so elevated as a whole because everything adds on to everything else and synergizes.”

Crystal Delights Crystal Twist review: spiral-shaped glass dildo

The Crystal Delights  Crystal Twist stands proudly on display when I have friends over. I have no shame. Between its unorthodoxly sexy curves and iridescent gleam, it’s not hard to tell why I flaunt it as part trophy, part art piece, and part sex toy. The Light Vitrail gem that came attached with mine (no longer...

We-Vibe Tango review: most powerful bullet vibrator

The We-Vibe Tango is nearly universally lauded among sex bloggers as the most powerful clitoral vibrator of its size class. The power of even the lowest setting baffles my friends. It sounds like firecrackers when I put it in a bowl for it to bounce around in. The Tango lives up to every claim made...

Tantus Splash/Magma review: thoughtfully textured silicone dildo

The drips are in a league all their own; I’m now the umpteenth person to say that there is nothing like the Tantus Splash. The dildo has been discontinued but reincarnated in red and black as the Tantus Magma. I’m usually not a big texture fan. It all registers as irritation: the vaginal rugburn feeling of...

The G-spot exists. Cut the pedantic semantics.

The G-spot is the area of, for many people, sensitive tissue on the front wall of the vagina, near where the pubic bone recedes. It’s nicknamed such because Grafenberg coined the name for it in the 1970s. Bullshit claim: “The G-spot doesn’t exist.” When a reliable source says the G-spot doesn’t exist, what it means...

Blow job glitch art

4 tips for basic blowjob troubleshooting

An anonymous follower asked this question about oral sex: Hello, when I give blowjobs to my boyfriend, sometimes he shakes and quivers but recently he has stopped doing that. He also has never come from blowjobs and so I’m wondering if that means I’m terrible at giving oral. He’s really big and thick and my...

Butt plugs that melt are definitely toxic toys

The bare minimum for a sex toy that doesn’t suck: materials and safety

Many consumers buy mystery material jelly dildos and vibrators because they’re cheap, without stopping to think about what jelly is, or its effects on delicate, internal mucous membranes. You read food labels and make sure your ingestibles are safe. Why should you inspect your insertable sex toys any less carefully? Sex toys, unlike food, have...