Take your Kegels to the next level! If my post about playing Pong/Brick with your vagina wasn’t enough, here’s a more in-depth guide into the wacky world of vaginal weightlifting. Reap the profoundly pleasurable benefits of pelvic floor exercises,...
The uninitiated may raise an eyebrow at the ostensibly “Xtra-Small” Hankey’s Toys Dragon dildo. It’s above average compared to a human penis, but keep in mind: the brand is [in]famous for HUGE dildos and fisting lovers’ porn. For further...
This versatile dildo can hit the G-spot, A-spot, deep spot, *AND* perineal sponge! Since I own over $10,000 worth of sex toys, it’s easy to take for granted all the penetration sensations available to me. I needed a range...
Much has changed in the pleasure product industry since 2015. That was when I first wrote my post about the best affordable (and body-safe) sex toys! Since there have been so many fantastic new additions to my collection, I...
“It looks like Squidward, with an erection, beckoning you to fight him,” said a friend upon his first impression of this toy. Later on, he compared it to a bunched-up rendition of Squidward’s “masterpiece” self-portrait. It’s not quite a...
Buzzy is skin-deep. Rumbly is to the bone (sometimes). “Rumbly” and “buzzy” are two descriptors that sex bloggers use to describe vibration quality. The former is deep and often low-pitched, while the latter is surface-level or irritatingly high-pitched. What...
If you’re overwhelmed by the air pulse/clitoral suction toy options on the market, I don’t blame you! Womanizer is the pioneer and most well-known, but many other companies have hopped on the bandwagon. The options are endless! Today, we’re...
Behold the Zumio E — the best Zumio model yet! I ADORED the Zumio X Classic when I first tried it. At the time, its concentration of power was unprecedented; RUMBLY pinpoint oscillations are rare in Toyland. And the...
I’m grossed out by predatory online marketing towards women dealing with confusion and heartache. I get that, when you’re struggling, a quick web search here and there can be therapeutic for knowing you’re not alone. But it doesn’t take...
