Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more!

Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more! 1

If you’ve been read­ing Super Smash Cache for a while, you know that I’m no stranger to big give­aways. But this year, I did­n’t want mere­ly to host a big give­away with many prizes. I want­ed one with some of the most cov­et­ed trea­sures of the sex toy world, with good­ies that show what I’m all about.

That’s why I’m giv­ing away four pieces of demi-godly stain­less steel per­fec­tion this sum­mer. And if hard mate­r­i­al sex toys aren’t your thang, no wor­ries— there will be gift cards and metal­lic pig­ment sil­i­cone, too! Once I’ve picked win­ners, they’ll have 48 hours to claim their prize. Good luck!

Click here to jump to the give­away wid­get if you’ve already read the prize list and ship­ping conditions.

What’s up for grabs in this giveaway?

Donated by Spectrum Boutique

Open to inter­na­tion­al readers.

1 njoy Eleven

Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more! 2

That’s right: there’s an njoy Eleven in this give­away. It retails for $250 and is com­posed of near­ly 3 pounds of stain­less steel, pol­ished to a mir­ror fin­ish. I will not apol­o­gize to my hotel room ren­dezvous neigh­bors for the scream­ing (though I did bite my part­ner to muf­fle myself). I will not apol­o­gize to my future chil­dren for request­ing that I be buried with this dil­do in my tomb.

If I had to use only one sex toy for the rest of my life, it would be the njoy Eleven. And if that was­n’t enough, also con­sid­er that the njoy Eleven comes in a styl­ish leather carrying/storage purse AND will pre­pare you for intrud­ers and zom­bie apoc­a­lypses. Beauty and brawn in one package.

Read my full njoy Eleven review or check out the Eleven at Spectrum Boutique. Take 10% off your whole order with coupon code SUPERSMASH10

Donated by Peepshow Toys

Open to inter­na­tion­al readers.

2 njoy Pure Wand

Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more! 3

The next mem­ber of njoy’s tri­fec­ta needs no intro­duc­tion. For the unini­ti­at­ed, here’s the begin­ning of my njoy Pure Wand review:

Before using your Pure Wand, apol­o­gize to your neigh­bors in advance for all the scream­ing. Have some tow­els ready, even if you think you can’t squirt. Maybe set aside some time to ful­ly appre­ci­ate pound­ing your G‑spot to obliv­ion over and over again.

If you want the absolute most direct­ly intense G‑spot dil­do, one whose engi­neer­ing is a time­less clas­sic, this it.

Can’t wait? Get one from Peepshow Toys and take 10% off with coupon code SUPERSMASHCACHE

3 FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet

Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more! 4

This zingy bul­let comes in classy anodized alu­minum and has a charg­ing case with a com­part­ment for the cable. Another perk? It’s a cli­toral vibra­tor that you can dip in warm or cold water for tem­per­a­ture play.

Read my full FemmeFunn Bougie Bullet review here or check it out at Peepshow Toys. The win­ner gets their choice of col­or: rose gold or sky blue.

4 $100 gift card

Get what­ev­er you want from Peepshow Toys! Their entire curat­ed selec­tion of sex toys is body-safe. And you can get 2‑day FedEx ship­ping on some of their best sex toys for just $6 more.

Donated by Betty’s Toy Box

Open to U.S. read­ers only.

5 njoy Fun Wand

Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more! 5

The njoy Fun Wand is the final mem­ber of the holy trin­i­ty of stain­less steel dil­dos. It’s dain­ty com­pared to the Eleven, and less direct than the Pure Wand, but fits the tem­plate for what I love in a dil­do: firm, slick, S‑curved, and a decent length (8″ long).

I haven’t reviewed the njoy Fun Wand yet— most­ly because I want to take time doing jus­tice to it. Check it out at Betty’s Toy Box and use code SUPER for 10% off your entire order

Donated by SheVibe

If you’re inter­na­tion­al, see the list of coun­tries SheVibe ships to.

6 njoy Pure Plug

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This stain­less steel plug is one of the rea­sons I don’t review plugs that often— because I don’t think many of them offer some­thing unique that could top the njoy Pure Plug. The win­ner gets their choice of size: small, medi­um, or large.

Read my njoy Pure Plug review or find the Pure Plugs at SheVibe.

7 $75 gift card

Get what­ev­er you want from SheVibe. Super nice peo­ple run the shop, their selec­tion is ginor­mous, and their orig­i­nal art­work is killer. Plus, they’re the sex shop affil­i­ate I’ve been work­ing with for the longest time. <3

Donated by Uberrime Dildos

Marco from Uberrime Dildos custom-poured these dil­dos for my give­away, so they aren’t the usu­al col­ors you’d see in stock! Open to U.S. read­ers only.

8 Blue steel Night King

Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more! 6

When Peepshow Toys sent me a sec­ond Uberrime Night King, I set a new girth goal for myself: vagi­nal­ly dou­ble pen­e­trate myself with two of them. This dil­do is that delight­ful. I don’t often test new toys that ele­vate my stan­dards, but this is one of them. The gen­tle curve and pro­nounced ridges make it one of my go-to dil­dos when I’m hav­ing a rough day and need extra “oomph.”

Read my full Uberrime Night King review or check it out at Peepshow Toys:

9 Copper Sensi vaginal plug

Metal to the Petals Giveaway: $1000 of njoy stainless steel, limited edition Uberrime, gift cards, and more! 7

I once Tweeted, say­ing that I both am and am not proud of how often peo­ple find my blog by Googling some­thing like, “huge butt plug used in pussy.” The result? Marco reached out ask­ing if I want­ed to try an Uberrime Sensi— a sil­i­cone plug specif­i­cal­ly designed for vagi­nal use.

Read my full Uberrime Sensi review or check it out at SheVibe.

Enter the giveaway here!

Metal to the Petals Giveaway

Thank you to everyone who donated!

This give­away was made pos­si­ble by the gen­eros­i­ty of Uberrime Dildos, Peepshow Toys, Spectrum Boutique, and SheVibe. Their sup­port and yours is the rea­son my blog has made it as far as it has.

20 Responses

  1. Britt says:

    Whoaaaa, this give­away seri­ous­ly has some AMAZING prizes. Thank you so much for the opportunity!

  2. KinkyCouple says:

    I hope to win!

  3. This is an amaz­ing give­away! Thank you so much. I love all of these brands!

  4. This is an amaz­ing give­away! I love your blog!

  5. planets says:

    hey, i dont think you indi­cat­ed what areas uber­rime will ship to.

  6. Buster says:

    Thank you for anoth­er amaz­ing giveaway!

  7. That’s a LOT of poten­tial prizes! Stoked! Hope we win some­thing new & inter­est­ing to take pho­tos & film with ;]

  8. G says:

    Thank you so, so much for host­ing this giveaway!!

  9. carmen says:

    Ugh, these all look so great! I don’t even know which I’d want to win most!

  10. Oreon says:

    Thanks for this love­ly giveaway!

  11. Oh how shiny!!✨ Insane give­away! Thanks for host­ing, Cy ?

  12. Jay says:

    Thanks for host­ing this giveaway!

  13. Mya Murphy says:

    I knew my bed­room was miss­ing something..and I just found it!

  14. Lauren Gould says:

    Fantastic give­away. Thanks so much for this oppor­tu­ni­ty. Good luck to every­one entering.

  15. Kitten says:

    I real­ly hope I win a pure wand I’ve been hold­ing out for that one ?

  16. Joanna says:

    This give­away looks amazing!!!

  17. Bread says:

    I’m so excited!

  18. Arya Boris says:

    Have you con­tact­ed the win­ner yet? Just check­ing because I’m anx­ious and hopeful!

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