Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail Silicone G-spot Rabbit Vibrator Review
Finding a partner takes awareness of what you like, trial and error, and the right timing. It’s very similar with sex toys, despite their apparent permanence. Your vibrator will never ignore your texts, after all. But the much more complex reality is that our preferences are not constant. Sex toys that were perfect for you one month ago might bring you great pain the next, and vice versa.
That brings me to where I am with the Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail rabbit vibrator. Despite possible medical issues on my end, the Cottontail is the best dual stimulator I have ever tried. It’s too intense for me now, but at one point, I would have said it was perfect for me.
An affordable alternative to the LELO Gigi
No joke: the insertable portion is way better than the LELO Gigi 2 in many ways. For one, it’s way more powerful (many sex bloggers agree that the Gigi is underpowered as fuck). With the shitstorm that LELO has been for the past five years, hiding mediocre motors behind suave packaging doesn’t cut it anymore. Affordable and body-safe toys are the future.
Don’t underestimate the Hop Cottontail’s vibrations just because it comes in two pretty pinks. Though you’d be justified for hating pink, the motors deserve a luxury price tag. Its lowest setting (out of 3) is a moderate hum, a bit more high-pitched than and not quite as rumbly as my beloved Pillow Talk Sassy‘s highest speed, but up there among my favorite affordable vibrators to use on my clit. It has far more intensity than the Sassy, both regarding power and G-spot head shape.
The Hop Cottontail’s flattened head is broader than the Gigi’s, allowing it to knead more of my G-spot’s surface area. At the same time, it’s more rounded and less severely hooked than the LELO Ella or Picobong Moka. The Ella’s abruptly squared head tended to miss my G-spot and aim a bit past it— which works for plenty of people, but not me.
In contrast, the Hop Cottontail’s rounded head juts out to more snugly nestle against my G-spot’s dip. It’s as well thought out as a flat G-spot head design can get, and you can push the flexible clit arm out of the way if you don’t want to use it. However, its intensity puts me in a weird position to write this review.
Urggggh, body, what are you doing???
I received the Hop Cottontail rabbit vibe as a review sample from Blush two months ago. When I first tried it, it was my flavor of the month. I thought that, in the long run, it would easily take over a slot in my top five best vibrators. The Eroscillator and Zumio would be first, of course, then the Pillow Talk Sassy, then the Stronic Real, and the Cottontail would come next (I don’t count the Velvet Thruster as a vibrator).
And the Cottontail would have been up there if my preferences hadn’t changed so much. I used to like rigid G-spot earthquakes and annihilators. That was my brand: I had a vagina of steel. My cervix still loves the bludgeonly njoy Eleven, and my G-spot still likes the relatively indirect stimulation of the Eleven’s rounded head.
But nowadays, my G-spot can’t handle more direct stimulation like my boyfriend’s curled fingers or being pushed against my boyfriend’s penis’s tip. My G-spot no longer deals well with turning on the Cottontail’s vibrations or thrusting directly with its rigidity. Even my A-spot hates it— the entire front wall of my vagina cowers in fear.
I don’t know why this is happening. Perhaps my family history of endometriosis is rearing its ugly head for me. Maybe I’m witnessing symptoms that may worsen over time, or maybe a little CBD lube will handle pain in the long run.
My past self’s dream rabbit vibrator
But the most important thing I do know is that, if I had received the Hop Cottontail just two months earlier, my review would have told you that there was nothing majorly wrong with this vibrator.
I had two small gripes. For one, that you couldn’t control the motors independently. And two, while the shaft’s ability to revolve in tiny circles was cool, it didn’t add anything substantial to the stimulation. That was it. Otherwise, the G-spot head is perfection if you like something intense to thrust or to grind your G-spot against. The clitoral attachment is pinpoint, powerful, with no irritating rabbit ears or anything.
Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail rabbit vibrator measurements
And the Hop Cottontail rabbit’s measurements fit me well. The clit arm was the optimal distance from my vagina, flexible enough that I could easily adjust it. Someone with a longer clit-vag gap could bend it while thrusting to maintain pressure on their clit.
Unlike with other rabbits I’ve tried, this one was designed for someone with closely-spaced anatomy. My G-spot is somewhere between 1 and 2 inches inside my vagina, and my clit-vag gap is an average 1 inch. With the Hop Cottontail, the insertable and external stimulators were spaced close enough for me to get clitoral and G-spot stimulation at the same time. And did I mention that the clitoral stimulator is pinpoint and rumbly, one of my favorite combinations?
Preferences are fluid, and changes are okay
Writing this review is frustrating when the Hop Cottontail‘s features blow previous rabbits I’ve tried out of the water. It was my past self’s dream come true, but my circumstances aren’t right for it now. There isn’t anything wrong with this vibrator, nor is my body broken. Sex toys should accommodate my experience, my medical conditions, and me in general— not the other way around.
In the meantime, my Pillow Talk Sassy is a more versatile and gentle shape that’s suited my G-spot on any occasion. But also, I still have days where my clit wants something more powerful than the Sassy and less so than the Tango. And there’s nothing wrong with using the Hop Cottontail externally most times and internally other times. That’s the beauty of an insertable vibrator: just like you don’t have to turn it on if you’re not in the mood, you also don’t have to insert it.
If my G-spot becomes less finicky over time, there are no hard feelings. I can always revert to using it internally later on and reminding myself of why I loved it so much initially. If your measurements are similar to mine, you like pinpoint clit stim, and you like intense G-spot grinding, you’ll probably love the Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail rabbit too.
Where to get the Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail Rabbit Vibrator
I received the Blush Novelties Hop Cottontail in exchange for my honest and freely-given review. There are also affiliate links in this review, which bring me a commission at no extra cost to you. If anything, you’d save money from using my coupon code.